Sci/Tech Japanese lab invents Internet kissing machine.

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(CNN) -- We admit to being sort of creeped out by this: A Japanese lab has created a device that may let let you "French kiss" someone over the Internet.

And by "kiss," we mean waggle your tongue on a plastic straw, thereby making another plastic straw waggle remotely on someone else's tongue.

Hot, huh?

Well, the folks at Tokyo's Kajimoto Laboratory say it's just the beginning of what could become a full-on person-to-person experience over the Internet.

The lab, part of The University of Electro-Communications, posted a video in which a researcher demonstrates the "Kiss Transmission Device." It's a motorized box that looks a little like a police Breathalyzer.

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Jedimindtrixxx

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What is this I don't even

Japan feeling threatened to be overtaken for the 'craziest country' title or something?
 

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what i like the most is the pre-recorded kiss they were talkin about with famous people selling their 'kiss'
god are people in Japan really that desperate??????????????

reminds me of that futurama episode where Fry goes online and gets a robot clone of that asian actress who plays in charlies angels (MY GOD I CANT REMEMBER HER NAME).
 

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I'll ask the question on everyone's mind: can you put the "kiss" on your dick?

If not, I have a feeling e-blowjobs would sell better than e-kisses.
 

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If I am with my laptop somewhere it hasn't neaby toilets, will you Japanese invent e-W.C ?
 

Dan

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I like how the "technology" is in early development... Honestly, which of you can't make what he has done so far? Is it that big of a stretch of the imagination to record positions and send them over a network?
 
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