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XXXconanXXX

Cocktails anyone?
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Got any jokes?

Man walks into a bar and sais: "Could I have a cold glass of milk?"
Bartender: "Why milk? Most people come into bars to buy beer."
Man: "Well, everytime I drink, I blow chunks."
Bartender: "Most people blow chunks when they drink, though."
Man: Naah, you don't get it man. Chunks is my dog."
 

Rinpun

Ex TH Member
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Well in Halo 2 there's a very amusing piece of text (zoom up with sniper rifle or something else for the full reading effect) on the gate opening panel (after pressed), if you bother to read it.

"WAC

A total FU exception has occured at your location. All system funtionality will be terminated.

' Press any key to power cycle the system. If system does not restart; scream at top of lungs and pound on keypad
' If you need to talk to a programmer press any other key.

Press any key to continue _"

For the wacky spelling and grammar issues in this piece of writing, I found it very funny :D
 

XXXconanXXX

Cocktails anyone?
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Two dogs walk into a bar. The first one says "Oh my god I'm drunk". The second one says "Holy fuck! A talking dog!"

And then there was silence.

Hilarious.
 

sqrage

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well... u would be stuck for eternity

::caveman sits there pushing a KEY::
 
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