Kings of Chaos

DM Cross

You want to see a magic trick?
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Your score is an average of all four stats. Strike, Defense, Spying and Sentry abilities. If he spends a lot of money upgrading his attack but no money on his defense, he won't have a good score.

Also, a lot of people start clans that consist of huge amounts of people that just spend hours clicking links every day. They're losers with no life :) I have enough trouble clicking all of my current officers links, since they're all clickable at different times of the day :p

BTW, watch out for people with bigger armies than your own. Your army will simply "flee at the sight" of such forces. It's gay, since I can probably pwn a few people with 1k soldiers and no good defense, but eh, whatever. I get by :)
 

hobo218

Meh
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75
We should collect links and Alex should edit them into his first post so it'll be easier and more convient to click each otheres...

Thoughts on this?
 

DM Cross

You want to see a magic trick?
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I have all your links from my Command Center. I can do it in a few minutes...
 

DM Cross

You want to see a magic trick?
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Done.
 

NoxMortus

All Along the Watchtower
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104
Your soldiers march onto the battlefield

Your generals report on your army's status:

4 of your soldiers are trained attack specialists
9 of your army consists of untrained soldiers

All 4 of your trained soldiers receive weapons

4 are given a Broadsword

None of your 9 untrained soldiers have weapons

0 are given a Broadsword

Your field scouts report on the status of the enemy:

None of the enemy's 0 trained soldiers have weapons

None of the enemy's 111 untrained soldiers have weapons


Both sides charge!
Your army strikes!

0 Broadsword were sabotaged by enemy spies!!

Your troops inflict 2,504 damage on the enemy!
The enemy sustains 0 casualties!

barnes_man's forces counter-attack and inflict 229 damage on your army!
Your army sustains 0 casualties!

Your generals report on your weapon damage:

Broadsword

All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 158.13 to 157.71


You massacred the enemy!

As barnes_man's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
You stole 271,953 gold from barnes_man!
You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory.

Mwahaha

the_hungry_dude Dont attack me! 13 hours ago



I dare u to attack me 1 more time, i dare u.
SEE WOT HAPPENS!!

Ok, this guy is literally asking for it.

Edit~

Dang he didn't have much for me to pillage;

Your soldiers march onto the battlefield

Your generals report on your army's status:

4 of your soldiers are trained attack specialists
9 of your army consists of untrained soldiers

All 4 of your trained soldiers receive weapons

4 are given a Steed
0 are given a Broadsword
0 are given a Lance

All 9 of your untrained soldiers receive weapons

2 are given a Steed
4 are given a Broadsword
3 are given a Lance

Your field scouts report on the status of the enemy:

None of the enemy's 0 trained soldiers have weapons

None of the enemy's 6 untrained soldiers have weapons


Both sides charge!
Your army strikes!

0 Steed were sabotaged by enemy spies!!
0 Broadsword were sabotaged by enemy spies!!
0 Lance were sabotaged by enemy spies!!

Your troops inflict 13,641 damage on the enemy!
The enemy sustains 0 casualties!

the_hungry_dude's forces counter-attack and inflict 13 damage on your army!
Your army sustains 0 casualties!

Your generals report on your weapon damage:

Steed

All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 640 to 639.09

Broadsword

All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 160 to 159.79

Lance

2 were not used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 40 to 39.97


You humbled the enemy!

As the_hungry_dude's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
You stole 159 gold from the_hungry_dude!
You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory.
 

Halo_king116

Working As Intended
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153
Damn, was it even worth the cost to repair your items? :p

I will but some of my "Amazing Battles" up soon :D I have a strategy to weaken them, so I will post a couple on 1 guy. I will edit my post :)


These two were on the same guy, both having attack turns of 5, the first one 1 minute after the second.


Code:
Your soldiers march onto the battlefield 


Your generals report on your army's status: 

3 of your soldiers are trained attack specialists
40 of your army consists of untrained soldiers 
All 3 of your trained soldiers receive weapons 

1 are given a Warhammer
2 are given a Mace
0 are given a Knife

4 of your untrained soldiers receive weapons and 36 are weaponless 

0 are given a Warhammer
1 are given a Mace
3 are given a Knife

Your field scouts report on the status of the enemy: 
None of the enemy's 0 trained soldiers have weapons 
None of the enemy's 41 untrained soldiers have weapons 



Both sides charge!
Your army strikes! 



0 Warhammer were sabotaged by enemy spies!!
0 Mace were sabotaged by enemy spies!!
0 Knife were sabotaged by enemy spies!!


Your troops inflict 993 damage on the enemy!
The enemy sustains 0 casualties! 

Crimv05's forces counter-attack and inflict 105 damage on your army!
Your army sustains 0 casualties!


Your generals report on your weapon damage: 
Warhammer 
All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 160 to 160 
Mace 
All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 39.95 to 39.85 
Knife 
All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 4.99 to 4.98 

You decimated the enemy! 
As Crimv05's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
You stole 16,845 gold from Crimv05!
You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory.



Code:
[SIZE=2]Your soldiers march onto the battlefield 


Your generals report on your army's status: 

3 of your soldiers are trained attack specialists
40 of your army consists of untrained soldiers 
All 3 of your trained soldiers receive weapons 

1 are given a Warhammer
2 are given a Mace
0 are given a Knife

4 of your untrained soldiers receive weapons and 36 are weaponless 

0 are given a Warhammer
1 are given a Mace
3 are given a Knife

Your field scouts report on the status of the enemy: 
None of the enemy's 0 trained soldiers have weapons 
None of the enemy's 41 untrained soldiers have weapons 



Both sides charge!
Your army strikes! 



0 Warhammer were sabotaged by enemy spies!!
0 Mace were sabotaged by enemy spies!!
0 Knife were sabotaged by enemy spies!!


Your troops inflict 1,113 damage on the enemy!
The enemy sustains 0 casualties! 

Crimv05's forces counter-attack and inflict 81 damage on your army!
Your army sustains 0 casualties!


Your generals report on your weapon damage: 
Warhammer 
All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 160 to 160 
Mace 
All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 40 to 39.95 
Knife 
All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 5 to 4.99 

You humbled the enemy! 
As Crimv05's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
You stole 19,418 gold from Crimv05!
You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory. [/SIZE]


And this was my first battle ever.


Code:
Your soldiers march onto the battlefield 


Your generals report on your army's status: 

1 of your soldiers are trained attack specialists
1 of your army consists of untrained soldiers 
All 1 of your trained soldiers receive weapons 

1 are given a Knife

None of your 1 untrained soldiers have weapons 

0 are given a Knife

Your field scouts report on the status of the enemy: 
None of the enemy's 0 trained soldiers have weapons 
None of the enemy's 2 untrained soldiers have weapons 



Both sides charge!
Your army strikes! 



0 Knife were sabotaged by enemy spies!!


Your troops inflict 19 damage on the enemy!
The enemy sustains 0 casualties! 

Aravan's forces counter-attack and inflict 4 damage on your army!
Your army sustains 0 casualties!


Your generals report on your weapon damage: 
Knife 
All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 5 to 5.00 

You crunched the enemy! 
As Aravan's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
You stole 29,940 gold from Aravan!
You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory.
 

hobo218

Meh
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75
I've had no such luck with battles yet. Most I've gotten is 21k. Then again I have only been playin for 2 days.

Still savin up some more attack turns so I can get Unit Upgrade without leavin too much gold in the "bank"
 

Halo_king116

Working As Intended
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153
Never have too much gold on hand. But also never be so suspicious you never save up.

Just today I made over 150, 000 Gold :D
 

hobo218

Meh
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75
Heh. I made 30k in 3 minutes (Yeah I know, not that good, but it's good when I just started) to upgrade my unit production. Too bad I ran out of attack turns and had to sell a weapon to get the money, therefore dropping in rank.

Oh well.
:p
 

NoxMortus

All Along the Watchtower
Reaction score
104
Umm guys.. I need help, the_hungry_dude got his cronies to attack me.. Can you guys smash their faces in pls :eek:

gazza061291

Andy5292994

the_hungry_dude

They group attacked me :(
 

Rinpun

Ex TH Member
Reaction score
105
Pounded em for ya Nox. Unfortunately, I didn't earn like any gold and I think it barely covered my armory cost (1400 gold) for doing so. I only had 27 attack turns though, so I wasn't going to use em all up beating em :p

Code:
  	Time  	Enemy  	Result  	Attacks  	Enemy Losses  	Your Losses  	Damage by Enemy  	Damage by You  	Report
1 	minute ago 	the_hungry_dude 	146 Gold stolen 	3 	0 	0 	24 	173,191 	details
2 	minutes ago 	Andy5292994 	141 Gold stolen 	3 	0 	0 	45,779 	156,489 	details
2 	minutes ago 	gazza061291 	1,506 Gold stolen 	3 	0 	0 	57,000 	177,663 	details

Anyway, just in advance for you guys, I'm clicking on all of your links, so you that's where the one of your little soldiers is coming from.
 

DM Cross

You want to see a magic trick?
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566
Just showing this off :)

Code:
Rank                           36,845 
Highest Rank                   36,818 / 1 hour ago 

Fortification                  Walled Town 
Siege Technology               Ballistas 
Unit Production                10 per 24 hours 
Available Funds                1,817 Gold 
Projected Income Next Turn     3,856 Gold (in 6 minutes) 
Attack Turns                   0 
Spy Level                      3 

Strike Action                  139,994
Ranked                         #36,508 
Defensive Action               16,182
Ranked                         #36,361 
Spy Rating                     80
Ranked                         #35,054 
Sentry Rating                  80
Ranked                         #35,201 

Trained Attack Soldiers        17 
Trained Attack Mercenaries     0 
Trained Defense Soldiers       15 
Trained Defense Mercenaries    0 
Untrained Soldiers             95 
Untrained Mercenaries          0 
Spies                          10 
Sentries                       10 
Total Fighting Force           127
 

Halo_king116

Working As Intended
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153
LoL, nice.

You know what? For an hours time I actually outranked Alexander :D

But that did not last, now he beats me by 300 ranks :p


:cool:
 
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