Latest sci fi film? No, you’ll find these bugs in your bed

[FireCat]

Looking at you ... maggot up close

HEY look like monsters from the new series of Doctor Who, but these creatures can actually be found in our homes, gardens and even on our own bodies. The images, which show them under a powerful microscope, shows them in a new light. Magnified tens of thousands of times, details not usually detected by the human eye are revealed with stunning clarity. And, with colour added in by digital artists, the results are terrifying.

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Hmm They are such cuties!

 

[Accname]

They are called zerglings and the rights are owned by blizzard entertainment.

 

[FireCat]

They are called zerglings and the rights are owned by blizzard entertainment.

LOl But blizzard can't stop this bugs, from constantly moving around, "in your bed"
What can they do?

 

[Accname]

LOl But blizzard can't stop this bugs, from constantly moving around, "in your bed"
What can they do?

Send in more marines, its only 50 minerals after all.

 

[FireCat]

Send in more marines, its only 50 minerals after all.

Maybe this would work to fix this bugs. But If that doesn't work? Perhaps we need to ask them for advice?

 

[Varine]

If absolutely necessary we can send in Master Chief.

 

[FireCat]

Who is the Master Chief?

 

[Accname]

Who is the Master Chief?

The guy who is cooking all those fine cuisine in TV, you never watched his show?

 

[FireCat]

The guy who is cooking all those fine cuisine in TV, you never watched his show?

Hmm I'm not sure. But I've seen Gordon Ramsay.

 

[Varine]

... no, he's Master COOK. We're talking about his brother, Jordan Ramsay.

And if that fails we always have those teenager turtles. Or that Dumbledore guy from Battlestar. He could do some damage I bet.

 

[FireCat]

One Question Remains: What would they do with the bugs?
"Bed Bug-Based Cuisine?"

 

[Varine]

I don't care what they do with them. Just saying we could send them in...

 

[FireCat]

There's nothing wrong with "care" LoL Just sayin'

 

[Accname]

They are not bugs, they are features of my bed!

 

[Varine]

There's nothing wrong with "care" LoL Just sayin'

So there's something wrong with no care?

 

[Accname]

So there's something wrong with no care?

So, trying out a little bit of "Firecat-Logic".
how does it feel?

 

[Varine]

S/he probably has a lot of fun...

Remember Caboose from RvB? That's who Firecat reminds me of.

 

[FireCat]

HAHAHA, oh Varine, you're so hilarious!

So there's something wrong with no care?

In some cases, YES
Well, the rest you can figure out youself..

 

[Varine]

I have no care.

 

[FireCat]

I have no care.

So you wouldn't care if someone "stole" your car, money, even your clothes?