Sorry thats not a Limerickthat is a LOT. I have one.
I swimmer who jumped in the pool,
forgot the number one rule.
That if you swim in pool,
after you sat on a stool,
then splinters get into the water.
lol I JUST made that up right now. idk... that is kinda stupid...ah well who cares!
There you go but it doesnt have the right about of sylables.A farmer named Bill,
Went to work in a Mill,
And after frustation,
and Careful consideration,
He realized all he had was a Till.
lol I forget if "Till" is even a farming tool, but it works. Does that live up to your standars Pineapple? Im just making these up right when I open the reply page. lol thx FireWarrior.