Little Kids Pwning!

Halahan

To die will be an awfully big adventure.
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
 

~GaLs~

† Ғσſ ŧħə ѕαĸε Φƒ ~Ğ䣚~ †
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>>A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
>>"Then you ask him"

RoFl !!
 

Demonwrath

Happy[ExtremelyOverCommercializ ed]HolidaysEveryon
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>I'm a atheist, but that was funny.

Same goes for me but damn that was wow...

Worth of a ROFLCOPTER XD
 
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