Crime Man Choked To Death By Clerk For Stealing Crayons...

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No one's denying what he might have done was wrong: allegedly stuffing crayons and toothpaste into his pockets and shoplifting.

But the fact that Anthony Kyser was killed after he was caught, and allegedly choked by a store employee -- with an off-duty sheriff's officer watching it happen -- continues to hit a nerve.

CBS 2's Kristyn Hartman reports.

Chicago congressman Bobby Rush calls it a case of political hot potato. First he sent a letter about Kyser to the Cook County State's Attorney's Office. He says that office put it off on police. So he sent a letter to the police, accusing the department of ignoring a homicide. Kyser's ex-wife believes that to be true.

Read the news here.
 
NightShade

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at least the clerk could have killed him for pencils to give him more dignity, but crayons...
 
FireCat

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Killing a life Just because he did steal crayons. Is Just plain retarded.
 
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It's plain retarded on all three parties...

First off, it's $8.00... Why shoplift that?

Secondly, why the hell would you kill him for doing that? Is going to prison really worth it?

Third, why did the damn sheriff stand by and let this go?

Scratch that, why did ANYONE stand by and let this go?
 
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Sevion said:
It's plain retarded on all three parties...

First off, it's $8.00... Why shoplift that?
-> the crayon contains a top-secret FBI document and the toothpaste is needed to decode it

Secondly, why the hell would you kill him for doing that? Is going to prison really worth it?
-> It only looked like he was killed because the "killer" was a trained FBI agent who only captured him for interrogation purposes

Third, why did the damn sheriff stand by and let this go?
-> he was filming the entire incident to make a movie out of it

Scratch that, why did ANYONE stand by and let this go?
-> because people pay money to see stuff like this, but why would they pay when they can see it life for free?
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*do not take me seriously

this guy might just deserve a Darwin award.. dying while attempting to shoplift $8 worth of stuff
 
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Wow. Dude... Fuckin' hide man. The FBI will be after you... Damnit. Take all of your savings and fly off to Cuba or some shit. Run!!!
 
seph ir oth

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My question is ... was it a 64-crayon box or larger? If so, the choking is just and fair :D
 
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Time to retake school as a special education student, clerk. (No offense to special education people. ;D)
 
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Oh my fuckin' gawd..
I have nothing constructive to contribute to this discussion because my brain just suffered a seizure.
 
tooltiperror

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You don't go to prison for things under $60, those are just 'Civil Injustices'.
 
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"Uhh..
How much is that condom?

I don't want a baby."

"$59.90, Sir"

"Hmm.. Thanks.."
 
NightShade

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maybe for a 64 pack of crayons. when their this size:
Giant-Crayon_3EB18511.jpg
 
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