Crime Man seeking 'portal to hell' stabbed 2

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UNION, N.J. – A man who claimed he was seeking the "portal to hell" repeatedly stabbed two women early Friday after they noticed misplaced items in their backyard and opened the door to a shed where he was staked out, law enforcement officials said.

A neighbor jumped a fence after hearing the women scream and hit their assailant, 25-year-old Morgan Mesz, in the head with a baseball bat, ending the attacks, authorities said.

The stabbings occurred at around 6 a.m. after the two women, ages 50 and 53, let their dog outside. They noticed contents of their shed strewn across the lawn, according to the Union County prosecutor's office. The shed door, though, was closed.

Mesz, armed with a knife and hatchet, pounced on the pair after one woman opened the shed door, authorities said. Union Township Police Director Dan Zieser told the Star-Ledger of Newark that Mesz said he told them that he cleared out the shed as he sought the "portal to hell."

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DarkRevenant

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Sick fuck. That idiot should have been looking for obsidian. Besides, there's no way a shed can fit a 4m x 1m x 5m upright hell portal.
 

xPass

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Uh oh, I sense an evil menacing aura pulsating through the shed :)
 

GooS

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Sick fuck. That idiot should have been looking for obsidian. Besides, there's no way a shed can fit a 4m x 1m x 5m upright hell portal.

Maybe he wasn't looking for the main gate, just some sort of express line!

Aaaany ways, sick, lock him up, have a beer, job well done!
 

xPass

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Maybe he wasn't looking for the main gate, just some sort of express line!

Aaaany ways, sick, lock him up, have a beer, job well done!

Lol beer? What has beer got to do with 'hell portal', lol...

What about this:
[size=+1]Beer is the key to open the 'hell portal'[/size]
:D
 

FireCat

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This is seriously fucked up!
You will go, straight to "Prison" portal. That's it.
 

GooS

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Lol beer? What has beer got to do with 'hell portal', lol...

Meant the people who lock him up can have a beer to celebrate the job well done :p
 
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