Married man plays Diablo III; Achieves world record 13 min. of uninterrupted gameplay

Discussion in 'Diablo' started by tom_mai78101, Apr 22, 2012.

  1. tom_mai78101

    tom_mai78101 The Helper Connoisseur / Ex-MineCraft Host Staff Member

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    Kansas City - James Massey, a married man in his late twenties, has set a new world record for continuous video game play. The record, set on a Friday evening, has inspired millions of espoused men everywhere.

    "Some guys are calling me a hero, but I was just doing what any man would have done." the world-record holder said. "This is my dream, it has always been my dream, to one day play video games for so long, all at once."

    The previous record, 11 minutes, held by Brian Hutchinson from Little Rock, was attained only when his wife accidentally locked herself in the basement. "I knew he was playing video games" his wife said, "but I wanted to rearrange some furniture in the basement. I thought it would look better if everything was shifted over a couple of inches." Furious screaming from behind the locked basement door eventually pulled Brian away from his video game at the 11 minute mark.

    Hutchinson commended the the new world-record gamer. "I don't know how he did it. I didn't think 13 minutes was even possible."

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    Props to the real men doing such a task.
  2. FireCat

    FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

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    Holy crap 13 minutes? that's Unbelievable!
  3. Bloodcount

    Bloodcount Starcraft II Moderator Staff Member

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    Is this some kind of a joke with inside humor ?
  4. Accname

    Accname 2D-Graphics enthusiast

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    I dont get it. I feel ashamed.
  5. thewrongvine

    thewrongvine The Evolved Panda Commandant Staff Member

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    Pro man right there :D. The world should be proud.
  6. tommerbob

    tommerbob Minecraft. :D

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    I didn't get it at first, then I read the comments and I starting laughing. Haha pretty funny.
  7. LurkerAspect

    LurkerAspect Now officially a Super Lurker

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    Loved this part. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find a bunker to hide in for when the feminists arrive :D
  8. RedOrb

    RedOrb You can change this now in User CP.

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    This is quite true.
    Unless your wife is into video gaming too, best to leave getting married until you're totally fed up having fun.

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