Health Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer

DDRtists

DDRtists

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See, this is misleading. I'm sure they mean that any form of release will help you, but they say Masturbating because they assume we can't get a wife or something?

I'm offended! :rolleyes:

EDIT:
Wow, just wow. Sorry, but who writes this S**T...?
"Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because of the higher risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could in turn raise the risk of cancer"
If you're with your wife, and she didn't have them before, chances are...she still doesn't! :p
 
Bartuc08

Bartuc08

Mostly known as Zomby Jezuz
quick everybody!

to the hot whimins thread!
 
Aqua Dragon

Aqua Dragon

I'm made of water. Remember that now.
...You guys really REALLY scare me when you talk about things like this.

Once again, I guess it's because I'm only 14 :p

But anyways, wonder what they will find out next that helps reduce the chance sof cancer :p
 
Bartuc08

Bartuc08

Mostly known as Zomby Jezuz
damn... i started WAY earlier then, i don't have a problem talking bout this or most things cause I've come to realize that just about everyone does it, so why bother and say you don't?
 
S

Sevion

The DIY Ninja
aquter said:
...You guys really REALLY scare me when you talk about things like this.

Once again, I guess it's because I'm only 14 :p

But anyways, wonder what they will find out next that helps reduce the chance sof cancer :p
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I'm 13, going on 14. Yet I started when I was 11 LOL. Give in to teh power of masturbation >=D It's good for you :thup:
 
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