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  1. tom_mai78101

    tom_mai78101 The Helper Connoisseur / Ex-MineCraft Host Staff Member

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    Accname:        Crazy thing happened today. Was walking hom from university; some chinese girl walked up to me and started to ask me all kinds of personal questions. 
    Accname:        Creepy. 
    Accname:        If I get inactive soon I was probably kidnapped or something. 
    tom_mai78101:    Be kidnapped, get profited by that girl. I know that Chinese girl like it's the palm of my hand. (pun intended) 
    Accname:        Maybe chinese people are just creepy in general. 
    vypur85:        Hey watch what you're typing dude! 
    vypur85:        Now... Tell me about this girl... 
    Accname:        What do you wanna know? 
    vypur85:        Well, is she like.. hawt? 
    Accname:        average I'd say; definitely not ugly but wont become a super model either. 
    vypur85:        Hmmm... Sounds good to me. 
    vypur85:        So what she asked you? 
    Accname:        what my name was, what I was studying, were I was living, all kinds of personal questions 
    Accname:        I sure dont know why 
    Accname:        as I said, it was kinda creepy 
    vypur85:        So how did you responded? 
    Accname:        well I told her. 
    Accname:        I mean, its not like nobody else at university knows. 
    Accname:        Have been there for quite some time 
    vypur85:        Any chance? 
    Accname:        what ya talking bout? 
    vypur85:        That she's probably interest in you... 
    vypur85:        Unless, of course, you're gay or... just racist. 
    Accname:        I have a girlfriend 
    Accname:        and shes creepy 
    vypur85:        Awww.... 
    Accname:        Dude I was creeped out. She just walked past me 
    Accname:        and started talking 
    Accname:        it was not like I was standing somewhere looking bored or anything 
    Accname:        I was busy on my way 
    vypur85:        C'mon... Chinese are always friendly. 
    Accname:        never said she wasnt friendly 
    Accname:        but that was kinda strange 
    vypur85:        You probably looked too cute to her to resist. Hahaha. 
    vypur85:        She's probably at your back right now. 
    vypur85:        Drooling. 
    Accname:        well I sure hope not 
    Accname:        what is that? some crappy teenage girls fantasy novel??? 
    vypur85:        Lol. Probably just a crush I suppose. 
    vypur85:        Well good luck bro. 
    vypur85:        Nites. 
    Accname:        I dont even know how to respond to that. 
    Juno**:            Wow, cool new look. :cool: 
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  2. Varine

    Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

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    So we just document everything now?
     
  3. Accname

    Accname 2D-Graphics enthusiast

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    Cheesus fuckin crust dude, what the hell?!?
     
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  4. FireCat

    FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

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    Ha ha Hilarious!
     
  5. vypur85

    vypur85 Hibernate

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    And then Juno appears out of nowhere....
     
  6. tom_mai78101

    tom_mai78101 The Helper Connoisseur / Ex-MineCraft Host Staff Member

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    Sorry, I couldn't help myself and wanted to make sure this is written into history.
     
  7. Slapshot136

    Slapshot136 Divide et impera

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    always assume that everything on the internet is already documented, you might just not have the access to it
     
  8. thewrongvine

    thewrongvine The Evolved Panda Commandant Staff Member

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    The Juno part made it, haha.
     
  9. Accname

    Accname 2D-Graphics enthusiast

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    I have no idea what you are talking about.
     
  10. vypur85

    vypur85 Hibernate

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    That's because you didn't download and read the txt file...
     
  11. Accname

    Accname 2D-Graphics enthusiast

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    I see. Now it makes sense.
     
  12. Accname

    Accname 2D-Graphics enthusiast

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    She talked to me again today. As it seems she is in the same exercise course with me. Waited for me at the door; when I came out she just tagged along and started talking.
    I guess I now have a confirmed stalker. I must admit I never saw that coming...
     
  13. Varine

    Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

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    You call it an exercise course?
     
  14. vypur85

    vypur85 Hibernate

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    Oh my. This is sexteresting.
    Good luck to you man.

    Just tell her this, "I'm gay". Problem solved.
    Alternatively, you could try, "Your hair smells nice". And see what happens.
     
  15. FireCat

    FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

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    What are you afraid of Accname? "She Just wants to talk "
     
  16. Accname

    Accname 2D-Graphics enthusiast

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    What would you call it? Thats the first thing that the dictionary spit out.
    Practice group?

    Nothing? I am not afraid. I am just confused.
     
  17. FireCat

    FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

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    Don't be confused! Maybe she "Just wants to get to know you better?!"
     
  18. Accname

    Accname 2D-Graphics enthusiast

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    Certainly. But that is not always a good thing.
     
  19. Varine

    Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

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    I don't know. Depends on what you do.
     
  20. tom_mai78101

    tom_mai78101 The Helper Connoisseur / Ex-MineCraft Host Staff Member

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    The first advice I can give you is to ask her this question:

    "I have been seeing you a lot recently, do you want to be friends with me?"

    If she said yes, she just gave you permission to get to know her. So, your next question would be "So, you've been waiting for me?". That's your cue to see if she's really hitting on you.

    If she said no, you have confirmed her as your personal stalker.

    I would call it a "lecture", since you both met each other in class.

    Or you can call it a "date" if you leave the school out of the context.
     
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