Crime Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze

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SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

 
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No, third is worse than second. Third is where the skin is actually charred black.
 

Dan

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3rd is only the best if you like skin graphs. (1st = sun burn, 2nd = blister/boil, 3rd = open wound and damaged nerves).

And a lesson to learn here is: never drink with people you don't trust!
 

Lobster

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I though the lesson was: I need to stop putting my friends testicles on fire

I mean, I do that all the time. :p

But that sucks.
 

ArmedCitizen

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The lesson is obviously you should always wear a fire proof cup. Or keep a glass of water down there.
 
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