Crime Metairie man says stranger chewed, swallowed after taking bite out of his arm

CaptDeath

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A Metairie resident is recovering after a stranger bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm and swallowed it Saturday afternoon.

Joseph Lancellotti, 67, told authorities he did not know the suspect, later identified as Mario Vargas, 48, or why he was attacked in his front yard.

Lancellotti was gardening at his home in the 4400 block of Kawanee Avenue about 2 p.m. when he noticed a man walking toward his house, shouting angrily, the report said. Lancellotti said he couldn't understand the man because he was yelling in Spanish. But when the man got within two feet, he slugged Lancellotti in the head, the report said.


The weirdest things i found this while googling "Zombie Attack" looking for a site that when you click on a link it says AHHRRHRHRH Zombie attacked you and eat your brain
 
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Romek

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That happened on my birthday. :p
What the fuck is up with some people though? :thdown:
 

Myzteryz

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Fuck. The guy is 67. Thats almost like if someone had bit your dad. (If you're in your early 20s.. I think, my dad isn't that old)
That's scary.
 

ReVolver

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At least we know that zombies talk Spanish so I can negotiate

This oddly reminds me of

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Varine

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Alright guys this is proof it's a bad time to ban guns we need to stock up.
 
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