Crime Neighbor Attacks Woman With Bucket of Urine, Feces and Vomit

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The 911 call wasn't like other 911 calls. On Sunday night, cops were called out to a Beacon Hill apartment building after a woman reported that she'd had urine, feces and vomit thrown on her. When he arrived at her sixth-floor apartment, the officer saw a scene that resembled the aftermath of an overturned Port-a-Potty after Bumbershoot, noting that the victim's "clothing was wet with urine," there were "large pieces" of "soft fecal matter" on her back and a "substantial amount" of vomit in her hair.

Somehow, the officer was able to get a statement from the victim, despite the fact that the "odor made the interview difficult to tolerate." (No shit.) Here's the story he got.

The woman said that someone had called her cell phone to tell her there was something wrong with her car. When she arrived home she found her car was fine. When she started walking up the stairs to her apartment, a man she recognized as a neighbor threw a bucket filled with piss, shit and vomit on her.
 
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seph ir oth

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Sounds like it's quite the sticky situation there.
 

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Shes lucky zombies didnt immediately attack her - clearly this is the first ever Boomer attack.
 

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What the hell?! This is beyond SICK and utterly disgusting. :thdown:
 

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Man suspected in semen attacks in Md.

GAITHERSBURG, Md. — Authorities in Maryland say a man accused of squirting semen from a bottle onto two female shoppers has been linked to three more cases.

Twenty-eight-year-old Michael Wayne Edwards Jr. was arrested and charged with spraying the fluid on a shopper at a Giant Food store in Gaithersburg on July 15. Edwards was also charged in a similar incident at a Michaels craft store in Gaithersburg.

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SineCosine

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I don't see the point in throwing your semen at women from a bottle =/
 

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I guess conventional crimes just aren't good enough these days. These people are getting (grossly) creative... :nuts:
 

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Man Arrested for putting Semen in coworkers Water Bottle

FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle.

Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.

Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.

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SineCosine

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Hahahaha, I don't get how one feels ill after drinking semen,
But I guess she got lucky =x

Also..
Lallana was charged with . . . releasing an offensive material in a public place

Lol xD
 

SineCosine

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But the thing is, she didn't know.
And probably drank a hell lot of it.
 
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