[NSFW] Viking's Exotic Resort: An Island of Babes For Only $3,900?

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  1. The Helper

    The Helper Administrator Staff Member

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    At first glance, Viking's Exotic Resort sounds too good to be true.

    Actually it sounds totally bogus - a tropical paradise with amazing weather, great food, and dozens of gorgeous women paid to spend time with you. But, as it turns out, this is no dreamland and it's got quite a list of well-paying customers.

    Located in the British Virgin Islands, the company claims to be totally legit because it doesn't have to abide by those strict puritanical American laws disallowing 'island getaway sex tourism'. But if you were never a big fan of those, then strap on your Viking helmet and head over to their slightly NSFW website to make a reservation.

    More here.

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    If anyone wants to know what I want for Christmas - this is it :rolleyes:
     
  2. Flare

    Flare Stops copies me! Staff Member

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    Damn, how awesome is that :D

    And, some of the best comments I've seen :p
     
  3. duyen

    duyen New Member

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    I'd hit it.
     
  4. Uberplayer

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    LOL I'm sure Pineapple has been there already :p..

    I gotta save some money for this.

    > If anyone wants to know what I want for Christmas - this is it
    You get 10€ from me ;).
     
  5. duyen

    duyen New Member

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    More like been there 3 times.
     
  6. Pineapple

    Pineapple Just Smile.

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    ah, Dream Island. <3
     
  7. Seb!

    Seb! You can change this now in User CP.

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    That's incredibly cheap..
     
  8. shawtybaby

    shawtybaby New Member

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    rofl, what desperate loser would pay for that..
     
  9. esb

    esb Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.

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    It's actually a good deal. For the same prize, you go to some cheaper place with not even a single girl, crappy weather, nasty beaches, etc.

    It's like if they offered you a new house with maid included, for the prize of an old house without the maid.

    Why must it be the 'desperate losers'? Why not the 'desperate chicks that work there' or 'hoes'?
     
  10. UnknowVector

    UnknowVector I come from the net ... My format, Vector.

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    >It's like if they offered you a new house with maid included, for the prize of an old house without the maid.

    Well yeah, if that's what your in to.
     
  11. esb

    esb Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.

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    Lol.. didn't mean it that way ...
     
  12. TheDamien

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    Why would paying for this make someone a desperate loser? It seems to be fairly good value.
     
  13. Flare

    Flare Stops copies me! Staff Member

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    Well, $3,900 for standard guest accomodation for 4 days-3 nights, meals, massages, sex, VIP reception and a cocktail party is good value? First three could be got for a helluva lot less (probably not as nice and fancy and that, but who knows), not really sure about the VIP reception/cocktail party though :p
     
  14. TheDamien

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    I'm assuming for the purpose of debate that a reasonably high standard is offered for each service, seeing as how it is meant to be a luxury island resort or whatnot.
     
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  15. Flare

    Flare Stops copies me! Staff Member

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    Good point, but you could probably still get a good hotel for alot less (and, hopefully, good food with that) :p The rest isn't very likely or very high standard after that I suppose
     
  16. Pineapple

    Pineapple Just Smile.

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    you gotta remember, you could go to a hotel, or you could go to a tropical island retreat.

    Or, you could go to this place which has whimins.

    Whimins > No Whimins
     
  17. Flare

    Flare Stops copies me! Staff Member

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    So very true :D I better start saving
     
  18. ArmedCitizen

    ArmedCitizen Kisses Cats

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    Quote for relevance.
     
  19. Prometheus

    Prometheus Everything is mutable; nothing is sacred Staff Member

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    Good deal if you have the money to blow.
     
  20. Seb!

    Seb! You can change this now in User CP.

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    It's 100-150 tip a night for "services" per girl. Plus 50 per night per service person (maids, cooks, chaffeurs) I read the FAQ's on their website. They're also all tested.
     

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