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Well what Im about to tell you isnt really map realated, but what the heck...
I was on bnet the other day, in a channel of a Serbian clan called Spo. Anyway, this is a channel where most of the Serbian wc3 players come to, to chat in serbian n stuff...
I was chating with some of my friends when a guy named "NOOBER" comes in. Next thing I know, this guy whispers me n says:
"Man do you want to sell your account to me plz plz plz, Ill pay...
How much do you want for it?"
First I thought the guy was kidding, especially since Im lvl 10 lol
n my score sucks. But this guy is stubborn. He keeps beging me n begging me to sell him the acc. So I ask him:
" Come on, why the hell would you want to pay for an acc."
N he replies:"Plzzzzz man, I want to have a lvl 10 acc. Ill pay big"
All this time he is whispering all of this to me only, and there are like 15 more ppl in the channel. He is begining to bug me, with all of his nonsense, so I say publicly: "Why the hell dont you ask someone else... and say it out loud so everybody can hear you"
And he whispers again:" Im embarassed" lol
Even though this guy is really entertaining I really dont feel like being a part of this "thing" even if he really is so dumb to actually give me some money, so I say:
"Listen kid, ask someone else"
But in that same moment someone else whispers me, and I have no idea who this other person is. Turns out, that this is my old friend "No.z", who just happens to have a lvl 13 acc. he doesnt use any more... how convenient hehe
So I get these two together in a private channel.
So there we are, the three of us in a private channel... and the NOOBER, who turns out to be 14, is getting really serious about this. The two of us, me n my friend, cant belive how dumb this kid actually is. He is starting to offer 30 euros, for my friends acc. (thats like 40 dollars). Hey 40 dollars lol
We ask him where did he get the money, n he says he got it from his alowance... lol :D :D
So after a short period of barganing my friend finally arranges to sell him the acc. for 40 $ hehe...
The kid is all happy, my friend is really really happy :p , n Im laughing my gutts out.
And thats what they did, they met tomorow n the kid gave him the money n he gave the kid the acc.
So now Im asking myself... WTF is wrong with this kid lol?
I mean, how desperate can you get? Btw I told this NOOBER kid a few times during our conversation, that he is out of his fu..ing mind, but he didnt listen...
 
he probably told his friends he was a high-ish level player or something, and when they asked him to prove it and he couldn't, maybe he started panicking and resorted to this desparate measure.

either that or he has no life.
 
For that money, he could of at least tried to get a lvl 40 acc. or something :)
 
yea and who would want a good profile i used to have a 11 now its a 8 but profiles easy to get high and when they r high u will have to play harder people and u will make it go down so much so it is not worth it and when u have a high one people want to play u more often and whats more embarissing a lvl 1 losing to a lvl 1 or a lvl 10 losing to a lvl 1?
 
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