Okay, an even simpler jass tutorial?

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Okay how do I put this...Vexorian's tutorial is not for people who have never seen code before in their life. I'm not a computer major or something--I have no experience with this whatsoever. So, is there anything out there for NOOBS? I mean, my first question is wtf is takes nothing returns nothing? Why is it formatted the way it is? These are the types of questions I could use answered before I try Vexorian's tutorial.

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I'm not sure if anyone can put a whole 101 course in a tutorial... but it's something to think about.

"takes nothing returns nothing" means "this function needs no special information to operate, and it gives the function that called it no special information when it's done."
 
Hehe, well thank you for answering what you could! My level of ignorance in this field would probly require some kind of programming class but if I could find something simple enough, I can learn it.
 
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