General One Armed One Legged Monkey Slaughters 80 Chickens

[The Helper]

Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey.

A Chinese man who rescued a one-armed, one-legged monkey got a nasty surprise when his primate companion slaughtered his chickens… all of them.

Li Chun, from Menghai village, Yunnan province explained that in the year since he rescued it, the monkey has become a member of his family ever since he gave it a home. The male monkey is a quick learner and helps out around the house, but his habit of copying his owner’s actions has become something of a problem.

Li explained that when the monkey saw him crack some eggs, the monkey found his way into the chicken coop and smashed all of the eggs that were there. With that incident in mind, and the benefit of hindsight, one can see why the farmer should not have had the monkey around when he slaughtered a chicken.

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Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey. A Chinese man who rescued a one-armed, one-legged monkey got a nasty surprise when his primate companion slaughtered his chickens… all of them. Li Chun, from Menghai village, Yunnan province explained that in the year since he rescued it, the...

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[Wiseman_2]

It's a good thing it wasn't a human he killed, for whatever reason

 

[Azlier]

Let's just be thankful the owner wasn't a serial killer or a pedophile.

 

[Lyerae]

Thats... A little disturbing, Azlier.

 

[SineCosine]

Awesome monkey is awesome.

[EDIT]
Jesus Christ, monkeys are awesome.
It can support itself with one arm and move about, I wish I could do that -____-

 

[FireCat]

the farmer should not have had the monkey around when he slaughtered a chicken.

Oh crap, well, It sounds like a good Idea.

It can support itself with one arm and move about, I wish I could do that -____-

Why?

 

[SineCosine]

So I can rip people in half using nothing but my index fingers and thumbs <.<

 

[esb]

Monkey see monkey do.

Don't let the monkey see porn!

 

[13lade619]

Badass monkey! Is it evil? Will it take over the world?

 

[thewrongvine]

No, if you read, it's actually a good monkey. It wanted to help him.

It even wiped his tears and patted him.

lol.

~Hai-Bye-Vine~

 

[Sevion]

Dayum. Nice monkey.

 

[Wummi]

I dare him to jack off in front of the monkey.

 

[esb]

I dare him to jack off in front of the monkey.

Monkey's gonna choke his chicken.

 

[BANANAMAN]

Don't let it in when you're making babies.

 

[Atreyu]

Don't let it in when you're making babies.

i Lol'd.

Teach him to play PC.

 

[Samael88]

Teach him to play PC.

Teach him to read and teach him to use google and we got a new idea for a game "Monkey Unleashed"

 

[Vellu]

Who would have thought?

 

[SineCosine]

Teach him to play SC >.>


--Best players beaten by Monkey--

 

[The Helper]

OMG - LOL! What a headline and story. Bumping for Great Justice!