[Onion] Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Miz, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. Miz

    Miz Administrator

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    Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations
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    Congress hopes the Pornographic Media Concealment Act will ensure a lasting, respectable legacy for our nation, unmarred by the massive quantities of filthy porn we regularly consume.

    "Holding it for Canada" is still my favorite excuse.
     
  2. Darthfett

    Darthfett Super Mod

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    Hahaha. At first when they mentioned hiding it under a fake mountain, I was thinking "wouldn't that just make it last longer for archaeologists?". However, the "Holding it for Canada" excuse is perfect. :p
     
  3. LurkerAspect

    LurkerAspect Now officially a Super Lurker

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    "Holding on to it for Canada" xD

    So what's the message behind this video?
     
  4. BANANAMAN

    BANANAMAN Resident Star Battle Expert.

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    I love the Onion. <3
     

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