[Onion] Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn

[Miz]

Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations

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Congress hopes the Pornographic Media Concealment Act will ensure a lasting, respectable legacy for our nation, unmarred by the massive quantities of filthy porn we regularly consume.

"Holding it for Canada" is still my favorite excuse.

 

[Darthfett]

Hahaha. At first when they mentioned hiding it under a fake mountain, I was thinking "wouldn't that just make it last longer for archaeologists?". However, the "Holding it for Canada" excuse is perfect.

 

[LurkerAspect]

"Holding on to it for Canada" xD

So what's the message behind this video?

 

[BANANAMAN]

I love the Onion. <3