I guess let the speculations run wild then.
Im guessing he would do something outrageous like Dancing the macarena in public. Or turn into a ninja. Yeah what about that eh? A black Ninja president!!
I know you're not serious, but people are acting like Obama is this huge, unknown risk factor under whom anything could happen. I feel much safer with him than with someone who wants to stay in Iraq for a hundred years, privatize social security, and let Wall Street execs run wild.