Oxymorons

[hobo218]

ok, don't let the big word phase you, but just if you've heard any good ones, just post em...like so

Microsoft Works

Ryoko and sober (srry, cheap shot..lol)

Windows security

 

[PB_and_J]

Simple Jass

Dodge Ram

 

[sqrage]

sorry had to do it...i have more

A Fine Mess
A just war
A little big
a little pregnant
A new classic
absolutely unsure
abundant poverty
academic fraternity
Academic sorority
Accidentally on Purpose
accurate estimate
accurate horoscope
accurate rumors
accurate stereotype
acrophobic mountain climber
Act Naturally
active retirement
actual reenactment
acute apathy
acute dullness
adult children
Adult male
advanced BASIC
advanced beginner
Affirmative action
affordable housing
aging yuppie agree to disagree
Airline Food
airline schedules
all alone
All natural artificial flavor
alltogether separate
alone in a crowd
almost candid
Almost done
almost exactly
almost pregnant
Almost Ready
almost safe
almost suddenly
almost surprised
almost totally
alone together
amateur expert
American culture
American education
American English
amicable divorce
among the first
Amtrak schedule
Anarchy Rules!
anonymous colleague anticipated serendipity
anticipating the unanticipated
Anti-Missile Missile
anxious patient
apathetic interest
apathetically urged
Apple tech support
approximate solution
approximately equal
arms limitation
army intelligence
arrogant humility
Artificial Grass
artificial intelligence
assistant supervisor
astronomically small
athletic scholarship
Aunt Jemima Light
Auto Pilot
authentic replica
authentic reproduction
authoritarian anarchy
awfully good
awfully nice
Awfully pretty

 

[Im_On_56k]

Sqrage smart
Im_On_56k dumb

 

[mase]

Gah, ive read a 100 pg book filled with Oxymorons, in fact it was just Oxymorons.
Freezer Burn
Jumbo Shrimp
New History

 

[Sargon]

Instant Classic.

I hate that phrase.

 

[Bartuc08]

prostatuting for birth control

 

[skinny77]

Ingest Excrete...mmm...poopee...

 

[U are a noob]

Fire Cold
Blazing Freezing

 

[DDRtists]

Home office
New old stock ( finding a box of old stuff in a warehouse, but its brand new )

 

[mase]

CSS Sucks
BF2 Horrible
Half - Life 2 Crappy

 

[w/e]

smart blondes

 

[sqrage]

Sqrage smart
Im_On_56k dumb

whats a sqrage

unbreakable glass

 

[WastedSavior]

mail women?
Burger King Health Diet?

 

[AgentPaper]

Military Intelligence
Jumbo Shrimp

 

[uberfoop]

honest politician
french canadian
invading a country for nothing other then "for peace and freedom" and telling every1 that theres evidence of chemical weapons production there. sheesh.

 

[w/e]

seriously funny

 

[red_rabit]

spitt swallo

smart blond

 

[IMoutOFnames]

smart ass

stupid ass



an ass is just an ass

 

[The Helper]

Bartoc's Location Text

"welcome to TH u have lost all right to free speech"

If that were true that text would have been erased eh?