Quotes

[Pineapple]

5 could be from some warcraft book. Brox talking. But I'm not too sure, I read german version, so...

yeah, well done.

 

[trb92]

"Canada: We're bigger, and we're on top. If we were in prison, America would be our bitch"
-Rick Mercer

"There are two choices for dinner: Take it or leave it."
-Fridge Magnet

"A balanced diet is a chocolate bar in each hand."
-Fridge Magnet

"Stress: The confusion caused by the mind overriding the body's basic desire to strangle the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it."
-Friends Coffee mug

"Johnny was a chemist's son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
was H2SO4"
-T Shirt

 

[Metal425]

"Canada: We're bigger, and we're on top. If we were in prison, America would be our bitch"
-Rick Mercer

"There are two choices for dinner: Take it or leave it."
-Fridge Magnet

"A balanced diet is a chocolate bar in each hand."
-Fridge Magnet

"Stress: The confusion caused by the mind overriding the body's basic desire to strangle the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it."
-Friends Coffee mug

"Johnny was a chemist's son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
was H2SO4"
-T Shirt

Lol...

 

[BlowingKush]

"The past is prologue." -Joe Biden

 

[Wiseman_2]

A Wiseman once said to me:
"Be professional and couteous to everyone you meet...
...but also secretly have a plan to kill them".

He also said:
"Aim high in life but watch out for flying boxes".

 

[Cheddar]

“It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.”
-Charles Dickens, Tale of Two Cities (+rep to whoever knows which character... looking it up takes all of the fun out of it)

Hansen: "When you're landing a huge plane on a tiny aircraft carrier, it kind of decides your fate. If you land perfectly, you're in the Air Force. If you land and blow up the ship, you're a Marine."
Student: "And if you miss the carrier altogether?"
Hansen: "Well, I guess that puts you in the Navy, doesn't it?"
-Math teacher Mr. Hansen

"According to our data, the cation was antimatter..."
-Friend in Chem class trying to find the cation in XCl with his faulty lab data

 

[Seb!]

Sydnizzle?

 

[Batman]

It is inevitable.

 

[Chao]

"Mary had a little sheep
And with that sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb" -Unknown

"Memories are just that. Memories." -Also unknown..

 

[trb92]

“If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it."
-Einstein

 

[gameman]

"Canada: We're bigger, and we're on top. If we were in prison, America would be our bitch"
-Rick Mercer

Please take that down, it is very offensive to me.
I'm american, and I do respect that we each have pride for our contries (assuming you are canadian) but Pride like that causes problems.

 

[Seb!]

Please take that down, it is very offensive to me.
I'm american, and I do respect that we each have pride for our contries (assuming you are canadian) but Pride like that causes problems.

lol

 

[Sevion]

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

So that's how so many idiots got to be President of the United States.

When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.

Exactly.

I've often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction.

Lol. I like that one.

A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.

Yeah.

To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself.

Yes!

When you want something really bad and you close your eyes and wish for it-- God's the guy who ignores you.

W00T.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Yeah, enough about religion.

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.

Greedy bastards!

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

I'd say "Greed is the root of all evil," but then again, this is too true to go against.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Horrah!

 

[trb92]

Please take that down, it is very offensive to me.
I'm american, and I do respect that we each have pride for our contries (assuming you are canadian) but Pride like that causes problems.

Yet you have no issue with the quotes that involve religion, even though they could offend people...

It's a joke. If you can't deal with a joke, don't come to the thread. I'm positive you'd have no problem with a pro-USA quote...

Edit: Silly me, I posted in the quotes thread but forgot to include a quote.

"Rebooting the computer does not mean kicking it a second time."
-Horoscope, can't remember which sign it was for.

 

[Wiseman_2]

We live in uncertain economic times. In moments like this, sensible folks save money, invest wisely, and stock up on ammunition for the forthcoming class wars.

- Ian Cheesman (Cracked.com).

 

[BANANAMAN]

The sudden B&W under the boobs really upsets the flow, it seems.
Real nice sig otherwise. :thup:

Memorable quote as stated by w/e

 

[Varine]

It don't take no nerve to do something, when there ain't nothing else you can do.

Tommy; Grapes of Wrath

 

[Wiseman_2]

When the going gets tough, the tough go golfing.

Not sure who said this.

 

[Prometheus]

"Don't Trip" ~

"Life is a joke, learn to laugh" ~

 

[trb92]

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Einstein