Weird Raccoon bites off man's penis after attempted rape

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A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert's PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with."
 
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DM Cross

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Hmm. Quite possibly the answer to all animal cruelty in the USA [despite this being in Russia?]
 

Varine

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... okay, why, even when drunk, would you try and use that side of any animal that you're raping? Really?
 

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Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

Only mainstream news source is The Sun for this story. -_-
 
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Blackveiled

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Lol, last time I heard this story, the guy said that he only did it because the racoon was acting "slutty".
 

Azlier

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Once again, human stupidity is proven to be infinite.
 

AnthraxXx

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Ouch! I don't know if we have raccoons in Australia (I don't think so), but I didn't know they could bite that hard.

Lolz.
 
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