Red VS. Blue

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This ahs to be one of the funniest series ever, I've beenw atching it for a few hours now.

It's basically a story of the Red guys VS. the Blue guys in Halo.

It's hilarious

www.redvsblue.com
 
Whoa buddy! Slow down! I'm a RvB fanatic as well, i've got (and seen) every episode on my computer. What you just said is in the 2nd season, and happens to be the finale.The real story is something like this. Red Vs Blue occurs after the Master Chief destroys Halo, (during Halo: Combat Evolved) and the Covenent is apparently destroyed. Think of RvB as an alternate history. The Reds and the Blues are at war (for no real reason, well, except for an office pool.), and, for no obvious reason the Reds build a base in Blood Gulch, The Worst Piece of Real-Estate in the Galaxy. The Blues follow suit, and they begin fighting. Before I go any further, I should introduce the Reds and Blues.

Reds

Sarge
The commanding officer of the Red Squad, He is obsessed with war, and is said to drink the blood of his enemies. He also occassionaly calls the Warthog the 'Cupathingy' to poke fun at Grif.

Grif
Coming from a rich family, Grif is lazy. He is Sarge's least favorite, and is constantly receiving death threats from Sarge. He hates Simmons.

Simmons
The Kissup, he will do ANYTHING for sarge. He is technically the Red's Driver.

Doughnut
After an incident involving a plasma grenade and his head, Doughnut has never been the same. Real name: Frankiln Delano Doughnut.

Lopez
The Reds robot, which Grif believed was a real soldier, only speaks Spanish.

The Blues

Church
The Blues sniper, and also the (more or less) commander of Blue Squad. Dies early on, but comes back as a ghost, which then posseses Lopez, is spraypainted Blue, and returned to duty.

Tucker
Obbsessed with getting chicks, he accually wondered if he could get chicks with a tank. Answer: Still Pending

Tex
A freelancer, was thought to be a man early on thanks to a voice changer, which burned out, and proved her female. Died later in the series, and pulled a Church, coming back and possesing a robot.

Caboose
The Funniest Character, just, well, watch the show, and you'll get it.

Just watch RvB, it's worth it.
 
RvB Is really funny, but I'm a lazy @$$, and don't like waiting for it to DL (that woulodn't make me lazy, then..... oh well, impatent) They also take a large amount of space, but they're hilarious. I only watched up to seceond season.
 
They also take a large amount of space, but they're hilarious.
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meh 30-50mb..that not large

same here though too impatent not to download but to watch lol!
 
Well, 52ish episodes (plus all the extras) takes up 2.5 gigs :eek: ! However, now i'll put down some of my favorite lines (and quirks) for no reason.

~Sarge
Quirk- Hates Grif, and peace.
Line- "Cupathingy, how about that?"

~Grif
Quirk- Belives a bakers dozen is 58, smokes in his helmet.
Line- "You just had to get one more &@#kiss before we died, didn't you?"

~Simmons
Quirk- Sarge's personal @%#kiss.
Line- (Any anti-Grif lines, they're all stupid :) )

~Doughnut
Quirk- Stuck in the head with a plasma grenade, never quite the same.
Line- (a plasma grenade is stuck to his head) Whatever it is, it might be dangerous, get it off!

~Lopez
Quirk- Possesed by Church
Line- (Something in Spanish)

~Church
Quirk- a ghost
Line- I swear to God, Caboose, your #@% is haunted.

~Tucker
Quirk- Has his own private rock.
Line- Man, you can pick up chicks in a tank! We'll get like, 1, maybe 2 chicks apiece!

~Tex
Quirk- Possesed by O'Malley at one point.
Line- (Not any really funny lines...)

~Doc
Quirk- a Pacifist, not a pacifier. Also, O'Malley possesed him for a while.
Line- I'll eat their guts and @^@% out their souls!

~Caboose
Quirk- The stupidest man on Earth. Then he went to Blood Gulch...
Line- Running Time! -or- Dancing Time!
 
What's good site to get the rest of Season 1 and Season 2? The rolling archive doesn't have it yet and www.fusion-tec.net isn't working for me. (Popups are enabled, though it still won't work)
 
The rolling archive doesn't have the REST of Season 1 and season 2. They ONLY have season 3.

On a lighter note, I watched The Strangerhood and it was awesome.
 
Oh. I havn't been on the site in ages. You could just buy the DVD series, and that would be more expencive, but less painful... I guess...
 
Yeah, downloading them sucks, so I just watch em and am brainwashing my husband to buy me the dvds for my birthday

SARGE
LOOOOPEEEEZ! COME BAAACK NOOOOO! oh dear lopez I will miss you, you hated Griff and that's all that matters

GRIFF
HEY

SIMMONS
Ummmm, shouldn't we go get Lopez?

SARGE
No, that would just ruin the moment
 
I loved the plan Sarge came up with to infiltrate the base with the ultimate weapon.

"We'll all form a single file line, and rush in! The most important will be in the back."

"But won't they jsut blow us to bits with their turrets"

"That's the beauty of the single file line! Griff will be in front, and I'll be in back. When Griff gets blown to bits, his parts will fly into the turret and clog it. Once you die, I'll be left and I can disable the bomb!"

:D
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I LOVE the episode where they all get blown into the future

Luckily, he was facing forward when the bomb went off and knocked us all into the future

of course he was facing forward! what other way is there to face??

ADD
I actually have a WOW character named Cabooze. I wanted Caboose but someone already stole that one LOL Did him all up in blue skin and blue hair too HAHAHAHAHA
 
They get blown into the future, Church gets blown into the apst, and the present is destroyed!

"But aren't we in the present?"

"No moron! We're in the future, the present was destroyed! How hard is that to understand?!"
 
Ahhh I still laugh so hard I cry when I watch that one!

But isn't the NOW always the present?
Jessus, he just doesn't get it! Blast must've fried his brain!

And Caboose is my hero
You didn't happen to hear Church's secret plan to warn the red team that you're fixing the tank did you? ..... I don't think she heard
 
"Everyone get in the jeep!"

"Shotgun shotgun!"

"Damnit!"

"Shotgun's lap!"

"Damnit."

"There's just no room for four people in the jeep, someone will have to jog alongside the jeep. Griff?"

"Jog, what's that?"

"It's like running slow, stupid. Christ, I can't believe you don't know what jogging is."

"Sorry, it's not in the contract."

Doughnut: "I'll do it! Let me put my jogging shorts on!"

"I think i want to reconsider"

"Who wants to hold out my ankles so I can put on my hammies!?"

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I cracked up SO HARD on the first or second episode of Season 3 when the Res and Blues are fighting and keep resurecting to fight again. The religious ones that look to their flag and it's shiny pole for guidance. I LOVED when I saw the two guys crouching, firing, crouching, firing at eachother on the rock! :D
 
I like the new guys too. The ones running around going
WOO HOO NEW LEVEL
 
redvsblue is awsome! ive been following it since season 2..i have all the episodes and psa's on my computer totaling about 2.6 gigs....

my friend and i are making a RedvsBlue TD for warcraft III and the beta will be released in the sometime in the next 2 weeks....
RedvsBlue TD

Sarge-Prepare to take orders from a commanding officer...donut, run around and scream like a little girl!

Donut- Can do sir! Ahhhhh!!!!

Sarge-Grif, prepare to sacrifce yourself to save a higher ranking officer...

Grif- Do i have to?

Sarge- Simmons! ass kiss at will!

Simmons- you're both an excellent leader and a very handsome man sir!
 
Church is my favorite, I just find caboose an annoying idiot who I think whould be shot, he was cooler when he was evil ;)
 
Aw, Hobo, I was going to do that after I finished Roozle TD! Dang. Oh well. I know all RvB stuff, so ask me anything. BTW, you can get all non-sponser episodes at RedvsBlue.net, which is the homepage of SponsersVsFreeloaders, a RvB Community Ripoff. They have all the episodes. Also, Rooster Teeth (The guys who make RvB) also make a series called the Strangerhood, which is pretty funny, and even has a trailer on the independent film channel right now!

And now, more lines!

"Killing isn't nearly as bad as I thought it was! I've got the fever!" ~Dougnut
"Sheila! Come back to me! I baked you a muffin!" ~Caboose
"I have no torso. I need someone to carry me." ~Lopez

Later.
 
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