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Ghost parking lot:D
Preface: everyone has an oral habits. When met bad or don't like things, will be in the front to add "ghost" word. For example to a place where he doesn't like will say "what place", hear you don't love to hear will "speak what nonsense", of course, don't like a person's appearance will also welcome criticism "what ghost appearance". So "ghost" is still true and we have a close relationship. The following story as well.

Walked into the parking lot, Chen feel not so, right, but, there is wrong, and he couldn't say ─ ─ maybe are too deep, he thought, and drank a little, so just feel a bit strange?

His car on the third floor, and there is no elevator and parking lot, have to go down the stairs, his heart in the complaint, suddenly and yourself to laugh! Just in the heart said what? "Ghost parking lot"! It's funny, ghost parking lot, of course, is no elevator equipment to the parking lot of the meaning of the disgruntled, and not this parking lot in ghosts, also is not to say that this is a ghost in the parking lot. To explain the ChenZiJi o, can't help feeling a cold chill, patted pit, and strength, and shook his head, and make up some.

The stairs so quiet, so late drive of course is not, though, no one is good, the city public security is not very good, if suddenly stair corner emitted a person to, still perhaps can jump out! He is thinking of the, stair corner, figure a flash, indeed as expected turn a person come, o ChenZiRan and stopped a stop, the get down from above, also stopped a stop. Chen, looked at the person, that is a face to make up the sample taking woman, very young, but a face of dusty flavour, washed the phrase after all cosmetics, her face may be very delicate and pretty, but at this time, but seems to give people the feeling of (vt.

Chen imperceptible curse o made a don't want to look down the expression of his huge size, for fear of the somebody else misunderstanding he is not a good man, so he side side body, let the woman first go on. The woman look very strange, she may be too tired, a little eyes all have no, look at him, look like is a callous. Also, why she held her in his arms and gave, and body shaking a shake, like a cold look like? How did she feel cold?

Chen, involuntary breath, then, that the woman had hurried up down, o Chen to watch her figure, curve and exquisite, very moving, o Chen can not help inwardly gulped saliva, waiting for the woman turned the stairs Angle, sight, he just continue to go up.

Three stairs, said high not evil, said a low not low, he also walked a little panting, upper parking lot lights, a little half bright not dark, he think watching out, the sight of a little fuzzy, he rubbed his eyes. Watch out, the row of parked cars, like in the slow moving, and they are all standing, of course, will not move and must be JiuYi tears, he wanted to, that's too bad, wait for a while and long distance driving home, if we can go on?

He jerky within a few steps forward, more feeling a little steps instability, so put forth his hand to hold a car. That car, parked outside to the rear of the car, his hand to press up, clearly feel the car in the move, he was the boss a jump, hurriedly received usury, with wide mouth want to call, but he won't make noise.

Parking lot lights constant, cars darker, also see is not true, he look in and see the car like something in the move, he panting a few tone, and after a pause and see part of moving objects, white and moving, it was a woman's thigh, well, a man's hand lap in mobile, well, he knows that it is how one and the same, thus greatly played a wine well, and put out his hand, in the baggage cover, many patted. He made a after that, ShanShen aside, and hid in the back of the another car, and look to the future with him. He saw the carriage, was put into a ball of men and women, points to open, and looked outside the.

They face, in the rear of the car behind glass, to see clearly that occurs while lv xiulian o their ShenPo men and women age are very light, it seems that the car is not for them, they must be stolen in the car to go to, in the car HuTian hu to fooling around.

Chen felt the anger, and he is also the owner, the car may also be this kind of young man woman by damage, he shall lesson the two young men and women! He thought of here, going after the car came out, in a pair of men and women in the carriage, have already been surface is overcome by color, a see him in, but also horrified, the girl to her male head to drilling, but that guy, but apparently not prepared to protect her, also slammed the she pushed, one hand and are ready to drive door.
 
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