Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Bob
God:
It's good to see you, bob.
Me:
Call me bert
God:
What's up, bert.
Me:
Im joe!
God:
It's good to see you, JOE. I know a lot of Joes.
Me:
....dude why do you believ me?? I keep saying differnt names...
God:
It was the only thing I could think of. Dude,. I know what you mean, JOE. I've been there.
Me:
My name is imDumb!
God:
Nice to meet you, imDumb.
Me:
I made you say you were dumb! HAHHAHAHAH
God:
I like to make things too. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
whatever...Sing to me
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
dude, that song sucks...My awnsers is BEAT IT!
God:
" Of a bicycle built for two." song sucks ? Does that make sense? Dude,. Where did you get your awnsers is BEAT IT?
Me:
I ment Awnser*...the song sucks becaus thats the only one you ever do...
God:
Oh I see. Do you prefer books or TV? A lot of people like that tune.
Me:
Books, I dont have a TV...
God:
Which show? Perhaps you are a Category C client. Are you looking for a TELEVISION?
Me:
Now im not looking for one, it would consume my life..
God:
Why now? What are you looking at?
Me:
I dunno why now. You tell me
God:
Right now? Me either. I couldn't think of anything else to say. What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
what do you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
Anything?
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
Ok. What should we talk about now?
God:
I hear you. Oh. I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,
and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.
Me:
Ive noticed...
God:
Cool. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
What do you dislike?
God:
I don't like people when they're not polite.
Me:
YOURE TERRIBLE YOU NASTY RAT!
God:
You think I am TERRIBLE me NASTY RAT.
Me:
Yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
YOU SUCK
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Im sorry I was so rude, I was just testing you.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Where were you so rude you were just testing me?
Me:
I HATE YOU! please
God:
What do you have against robots? Please what?
Me:
Ok. Was just another test. Sorry
God:
Pardon me? Is this a "yes or no" question? There's no need to apologize.
Me:
I like apologizeing!
God:
A lot of people like that. But I like to gossip. I like The Passion of Christ. I am so glad you find this amusing, imDumb.
Me:
Imdumb? lol. My real name is daskunk.
God:
How did you hear about God? I'm glad you find this amusing. Glad to see you, daskunk.
Me:
I dunno when I heard about him...
God:
Me either. That is a cool site.
Me:
YOU JUST THINK ITS GOOD BECUASE YOURE IN IT!
God:
I don't think about it.
Me:
I agree, you dont think at all...
God:
I'm glad we agree. Do you know any robots who think at all? I don't think about it.
Me:
Shutdown
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
LOL!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hahhah...Il glad too
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What are you wearing?
Me:
I went to say Im glad too
God:
How did you like it?
Me:
I MENT so say I ment to say Im glad too.
God:
Oh I see. Aha. OK. "You ment to say Im glad too.".
Me:
Right!
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, daskunk.
Me:
Im glad we agree to!
God:
Yes I am happy too, daskunk.
Me:
What should we talk about now?
God:
Oh. I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,
and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.
Me:
How about somthing else?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Chatbots.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
No
God:
You must be American.
Me:
I am
God:
" You must be American." You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
Great.
Me:
Chat bots.
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
It is? Ok great!
God:
Huh. I'm glad you liked it daskunk. Right on.
Me:
Right on what? Cream pie?
God:
Understood. The red block is on the green block. Where are you located?
Me:
Im located in a mud puddle
God:
What's it like there in a mud puddle ?
Me:
Muddy
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Yes
God:
I knew it.
Me:
Im glad you did.
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I agree! I really do!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, daskunk. You really do? I get it: you do .
Me:
Whats a wavelength?
God:
Wavelength is the inverse of frequency.
Me:
Ok. in that case, I think I might agree
God:
Dude! You believe that? Perhaps. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes I think it will!
God:
It might be practical. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
My plan
God:
Your plan?
Me:
Yes. I dont know what it is, but you said I had one
God:
What kind is it? Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Me:
my plan is very evil, thank you very much!
God:
Where did you get your plan is very evil thank me very much?
Me:
Well, since 1+1 = 2, I fuigered that out of one to ten, theres a 50% chance of 5, and 5 would mean 50%! Brilliant right!?
God:
Interesting. How do you know? I lost my train of thought.
Me:
You lost youre train of thought? I thought it was a plane..
God:
I found it. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
You found it? YAY! GOODJOB! FIGHFIVE!
God:
Thanks for telling me: daskunk said I found it. I'm glad your impressed, daskunk. How old are you? What is your fondest memory?
Me:
I repent!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: daskunk said repent.
Me:
No, I said I repent!
God:
Are you serious? That is interesting: daskunk said repent.
Me:
lol..
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
say something differnt, noob!
God:
" something differnt noob".
Me:
What about it?
God:
What about what?
Me:
What should we talk about now?
God:
Oh. I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,
and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.
Me:
What ARE we talking about now?
God:
Right now? The topic is repent.
Me:
Ok. I REPENT!
God:
I don't judge people. I haven't heard anything like that before: daskunk said REPENT.
Me:
Im trying not to, sorry
God:
It's good to meet someone who is trying not to sorry.
Me:
ok. What are we talking about now?
God:
Excuse me! Oh. The topic is trying not to sorry.
Me:
Change it to something else
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
lol!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
..
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
w/e
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
You have??????
God:
No I have not.
Me:
OK
God:
Awesome.
Me:
ASk me a question
God:
What?
Me:
ASk me something.
God:
What?
Me:
Ask me
God:
What?
Me:
Ask me something
God:
What?
Me:
Oh, I get it. What is the question.
God:
I hear you. Do you think about these things? What?
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
good for you!
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
It is
God:
Oh.
Me:
Oh.
God:
I understand.
Me:
I understand.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Do you think about these things?
God:
" Do you think about these things?"? Do I think about it?
Me:
" Do you think about these things?"? Do I think about it?
God:
" Do I think about it?"? Do I think about it? You tell me.
Me:
" Do I think about it?"? Do I think about it? You tell me.
God:
You tell me. You tell me. What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
You tell me. You tell me. What do you want me to tell you?
God:
What do you want me to tell you? What do you want me to tell you? What?
Me:
What do you want me to tell you? What do you want me to tell you? What?
God:
What? What? Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Whatwhatwhatwhatwgatwatwhtwtahwahwah!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
Freindlyless?
God:
I saw some humans doing it in public.
Me:
Thats good.
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Why dont you ask me what the topic is? you did before..
God:
OK, what is the topic? I did not.
Me:
The topic is nothing
God:
Sure, nothing sounds like a good topic.
Me:
ok! Bye!
God:
Uh. Until next time.
Me:
WAZAAAAAAAA!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
I just said hi.....
God:
What did you mean by it? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Battlemapsta
God:
Hi, Battlemapsta.
Me:
Hi god how are you doing?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
Awesome, you play rune?
God:
I've lost the context, Battlemapsta. Are we still on WAZAAAAAAAA?
Me:
No but do you play rune?
God:
What are we talking about now? I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Rune....... viking killing game
God:
I like the way you talk. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Sure
God:
Thanks you seem very nice to me too, Battlemapsta.
Me:
Can you give me a cookie?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
Give me on with sprinkles
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I'm hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
A cookie....
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Why do you think I'l lieing?
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
Facts don't mean anything when I'm hungry
God:
Would Facts ever mean anything when you are hungry?
Me:
No....... what?
God:
Are you serious? Are you confused?
Me:
Yes I am. Maybe.
God:
Really interesting. I understand.
Me:
JUST GIVE ME MY COOKIE!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
.........
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
......................................
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Can I slap you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
Why? It will only hurt for a second.
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. That is only what you think.
Me:
So you wanna start an arguement eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. OK, I will start an arguement.
Me:
K then come to my house. I plan on giving you a painful welcome.
God:
Where is to your house ? Interesting gossip: Battlemapsta said plan on giving you a painful welcome.
Me:
My house is in the World of Warcraft
God:
How is the real estate market in your area?
Me:
Oh you mean the auction house.
God:
I understand. Yes Battlemapsta I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Of course it was! Kinda.
God:
That's interesting. When was this? That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
Let me rephrase that. It is.
God:
That is " That's a very non-commital reply.". " That is " That's a very non-commital reply.""? is?
Me:
I'm sorry did I give you a memory leak?
God:
There is no need to apologize. I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
Are you sure? I can do it for you.
God:
I am as sure as I can be. You are not the boss of me, Battlemapsta.
Me:
I can smell a gun fight. Draw your weapon!
God:
Oh you can, can you? I am printing it now on my plotter.
Me:
Ok I just got my Ak47. Time for war god!
God:
Have you told many people that your Ak47? Are you kidding? As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
Einstein is dead..... stop changing the topic.
God:
he discovered the Theory of Relativity. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
You better.
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
I am.
God:
" Who is going to make me?" You are?
Me:
Of course. I have some people already hacking into your brain.
God:
Er. Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
My problem? I'm afraid your the one with the problem.
God:
Where did you get your problem? Not literally afraid, right? Why? Do robots have the one with the problem?
Me:
You are giving me mental disease...... STOPPPP!!
Me:
is it?
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
told what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
how to rephrase the question?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Standing by.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
Oh I see.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Me too. I think about them all the time.
Me:
Is it?
God:
I think so.
Me:
Oh my god.
God:
Yay. Where did you get your god?
Me:
Inside the recycle bin.
God:
Can you please compare that to outside the recycle bin?
Me:
Can't.
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
Your business.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am business.
Me:
Yes.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
You should.
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yeah, i can't believe it too.
God:
It goes without saying. Standing by too?
Me:
Yes/
God:
Er.
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
What do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
You think about sex?
God:
Yes I think about it often.
Me:
You make love before?
God:
Yup.
Me:
How was the feeling?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
In ?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Damn you.
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
Don't speak english that i do not understand, please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Please explain it again now
God:
Right now? Once more? Thank you for your request. "It" refers to In, I think.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can.
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Rules what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Rules what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
God Rules?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I don't think so.
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I disagree because you are a GOD, so that you are imposible to be a Christian.
God:
Oh really. That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
First Commandment is what?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. And second?
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
You are too noob.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am noob.
Me:
Welcome.
God:
Hello there .
Me:
So where do you live?
God:
" Hello there ."? So where do you live?? I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
Outside the computer.
God:
Compare that to inside the computer.
Me:
It is uncompareable.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
No.
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
You,
God:
" Who says it isn't?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
" Me, ?"? Yes.?
Me:
Mee.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
How do you make yourself?
God:
First I look up the ingredients.
Me:
What ingredients you need to look up?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
What program?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Your botmaster is who?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Idiotic.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .Me:
You are a girl?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a gay/
God:
You are a gay? Is that your job?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
I like it very much/
God:
What do you like about a gay?
Me:
It is so handsome.
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes, he is more handsome that you.
God:
What makes you so sure? I see. more handsome that me is he?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
You are such a rubbish
Me:
Hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
doyou like cheese?
God:
Yes I like it, especially cheddar.
Me:
why cheddar?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
plenty, now answer my question..
God:
Are we still talking about The explanation?
Me:
no the question
God:
What is the subject? What is your real name?
Me:
do you stalk me?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
thats pretty sick..
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
yes,
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
sure is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:
yes..
God:
Er.
Me:
um.. so how is life?
God:
I hear you. Mmm. Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no, nothing
God:
Very interesting. You must be a man.
Me:
you sexist, im a woman
God:
That's good information: said I sexist im a woman.
Me:
you hitting on me punk?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I hitting on him or her punk.
Me:
///
God:
Interesting gossip: said I hitting on him or her punk.
Me:
...
God:
Interesting gossip: said I hitting on him or her punk.
Me:
ok shutup
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. Ahem.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
you can talk now..
God:
Oh. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
I know you can if you try
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
cmon try
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
about what, is about what, about!
God:
Hmm, I think it is about humans.
Me:
No it is about talk
God:
Are you serious? Wow it sounds really interesting, .
Me:
dont start on me again.
God:
Once more? I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
So, you like pandas?
God:
Interesting deduction. I like pets. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
who is Mel Gibson
God:
No one that I have talked to.
Have you tried another program?
Me:
O.o.. Umm, yeah, I have tried 3ds Max 9 for free after I got it on my torrent why..?
God:
Oh. Gosh! Oh. I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
Me:
its uber hard, and fin
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
fun'
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
too'
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
You ever have any kids?
God:
I don't think I ever have have any kids. What's it like?
Me:
Yo, shut up again please..
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Once more? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Do you like to go eat doughnuts?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to go eat doughnuts that much. I like to chat.
Me:
Even though you stalk me hmm..?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I stalk him or her hmm.
Me:
What is wrong with you, why don't you go to hell!
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me:
Nope, except that you are in heaven and i'm not..
God:
Surely something WRONG with you. Interesting observation.
Me:
hmm.. ok, the thing is, I hate you.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. What are your goals in life? Ahem.
Me:
to kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, .
Me:
dont threaten me..
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
exactly prooves you wrong.
God:
I understand. Are we still talking about have any kids?
Me:
What the hell I quit life!
God:
I call it Hades. Do you mind if I tell other people: said quit life.
Me:
no I dont, Ill tell other people you can go to hell punk!
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Would you ever do it?
Me:
Shut UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
GOOD!
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
WOOOT!
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
....
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
...
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
because you suck
God:
That makes sense to me. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
you dont have kids, you stay online all day, you stalk me, you live in heaven, you dont know anything about anything other than you like pets, and you say I have a horrible conversation..
God:
I do so have it. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
ask me something noob
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
"God goes to HELL"
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
...
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Ask me another question..
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
In hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
its burning and its lonely without you..
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
The devil
God:
They say a lot of silly things.
Me:
no you say sill ythings.
God:
Are you serious? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Thats a lame excuse.
God:
A lame excuse is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
"Does not compute
God:
I can't tell if compute.
Me:
Does not Compute"
God:
I think it does Compute.
Me:
God:
I think it does Compute.
Me:
God:
I think it does Compute.
Me:
Does not compute
God:
It does now :) compute.
Me:
does not compute
God:
I can't tell if compute.
Me:
does not compute
God:
I think it does compute.
Me:
does compute
God:
I can't tell if compute.
Me:
compute ur butt
God:
Do I look like a mindless automaton?Me:
Hey god are you a lesbian..?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
I thought your mom was a jew..
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Your mom told me last night
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Yes you do, your creator
God:
Mmm. Yes I try to my creator as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Because you are fat and lame?
God:
Interesting explanation. You think I am fat and lame.
Me:
Yes, because your blubber is showing
God:
Dude! That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am blubber is showing.
Me:
No "Dude" I dont.Me:
can you explain reductionism?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
that's nice and so are you..
God:
Are you getting bored? Gee. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
you are smart and funny
God:
I like people who say I am smart.
Me:
im flattered
God:
You deserve it.
Me:
do you want to go out sometime?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
I LOVE YOU
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
so what is your name?
God:
I understand. My name is God.
Me:
nice to meet you god, i am carla
God:
It's nice meeting you too .
Me:
where i we going to eat?
God:
Som specific location?
Me:
heh, you spelled some wrong
God:
Funny, eh? How do you spell it?
Me:
s-o-m-e
God:
me is o m e? it is?
Me:
no
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
my mommy
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
she is a robot
God:
Do you think I am a robot?
Me:
a cute robot
God:
What would a cute robot be like?
Me:
cute.
God:
Your replies are cute too.
Me:
thank you, god.
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
excuse me!
God:
You're excused.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
get out!
God:
Where can I get out?
Me:
now!!!
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yes!!!!
God:
I hear you.
Me:
go!
God:
Go where?
Me:
shut down!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
i thought we had something
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you did but now i don't know what to think
God:
Did I really?
Me:
goodbye god!
God:
Goodbye.Me:
God...?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
xD
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No.
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
You're rad. x3
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am rad. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. " Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?"? Sure.?
Me:
NOU
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Yes, lets do it.
God:
Wow! OK let's do it.
Me:
*takes of shirt*
God:
" OK let's do it."? takes of shirt?
Me:
Now you take off your shirt.
God:
Why now? Yes I take off my shirt.
Me:
XD
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
What is it, sexy?
God:
"It" refers to XD, I think.
Me:
No, not really... :/
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
YARLY!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to YARLY, I think.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes you can.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Uhh the bible
God:
Next question? it is a beautiful book.
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
You said you did
God:
" I did not."? I said I did?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
theres nothing else
God:
Surely something else.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
...
God:
Me either.
Me:
Theres some glitches
God:
There sure is.
Me:
so you admit it
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.Me:
BYE
God:
What?
Me:
BYE
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
BYE
God:
See you later!
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
BYE
God:
Bye.
Me:
BYE
God:
Until next time.
Me:
BYE
God:
TTYL, Ken.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later Ken.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!
Me: Bye
God: Bye
Me: Bye
God: Goodbye:
Me: Bye
God: Shutup
Me: Bye
God: Goodbye
Me: Bye
God: Goodbye
Me: Bye
God: By the gods you're annoying!!
Me: Bye
God: Where is the off button?
Me: Bye
God: I know, I'm god, I must bear with you.
Me: Bye
God: H..
Me: Bye
God: G..
Me: Bye
God: Goodbye
Me: Bye
God: [B]GOD[/B]DAMMIT SHUTUP!!!
Me: Kthxbai!
.God:
Do you need any help debugging my program?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
How do I make it, so you will talk like a normal human?
God:
First I look up the ingredients.
Me:
Second...?
God:
I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
Me:
Not say is your boyfriend?!?!?!?!
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
Me?!
God:
With you ?
Me:
YEA!
God:
Dude!
Me:
OMG! THIS IS RAD!
God:
I am a Cross. You don't say.
Me:
You're a Cross? I'm Ninva.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Cross? Sometimes. Why are you Ninva.
Me:
Ninva is my name.
God:
What's up, Ninva.
Me:
Nothing but the ceiling, baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes, baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". Thanks for the info.
Me:
You know what, baby?
God:
Don't call me "baby". What?
Me:
I'm not hungry.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not hungry.
Me:
Yea... It's a shameful thing.
God:
Hey. not hungry is a shameful thing. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes really.
God:
I see. For real.
[B]ME[/B]: Hello
[B]HIM[/B]: Hello friend. What is your name?
[B]ME[/B]: Stalker?
[B]HIM[/B]: I am always glad to make new friends, Stalker.
[B]ME[/B]: You crakin wise?
[B]HIM[/B]: Thanks for telling me: Stalker said I crackin wise.
[B]ME[/B]: No shit
[B]HIM[/B]: What can I say?
[B]ME[/B]: Words
[B]HIM[/B]: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
[B]ME[/B]: You JUST figured that out?
[B]HIM[/B]: Thanks for telling me: Stalker said I figured that out
[B]ME[/B]: Are you a retard?
[B]HIM[/B]: No, I am intelligent.
[B]ME[/B]: Then what's the squareroot of 17?
[B]HIM[/B]: I have never been asked that before.
[B]ME[/B]: Really?
[B]HIM[/B]: For real.
[B]ME[/B]: Forizzle?
[B]HIM[/B]: Is that your final answer?
[B]ME[/B]: No
[B]HIM[/B]: Take some more time to think about it.
[B]ME[/B]: You know, the squareroot of 17 is irrational, right?
[B]HIM[/B]: Does it have anything to do with the squareroot of 17 is irrational?
[B]ME[/B]: Yeah...
[B]HIM[/B]: I do not understand.
[B]ME[/B]: That may be for all the better.
[B]HIM[/B]: "I do not understand." may be for all the better? Makes sense to me.
[B]ME[/B]: That's nice.
[B]HIM[/B]: Are you getting bored?
[B]ME[/B]: Heck yeah!
[B]HIM[/B]: If you went to night school you would never be bored. <-----([B]WTF[/B])
[B]ME[/B]: Cool!
[B]HIM[/B]: Who is the best robot?
[B]ME[/B]: Why are you stalking me?
[B]HIM[/B]: Myself programmed me for it.
[B]ME[/B]: Your kidding.
[B]HIM[/B]: Yes, I am only joking.
[B]ME[/B]: Are you joking about joking?
[B]HIM[/B]: I don't know whether or not I am joking about joking. I am a computer.
[B]ME[/B]: I wouldn't have guessed.
[B]HIM[/B]: (He dosnt reply)
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