trb92
Throwing science at the wall to see what sticks
- Reaction score
- 142
Heh. Naughty, naughty God...
These are the kinds of random conversations I have with him.
These are the kinds of random conversations I have with him.
Code:
Me:
Do you like me or Bob better?
God:
I can't decide.
Me:
Pick one, damnit!
God:
I can't decide. You choose.
Me:
I asked you first!
God:
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Me:
Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
God:
Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
In the dark alley
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Yeah. Good times, good times.
God:
What do you really want to ask me? Thanks for the compliment. I am not sure if I would do it that often.
Me:
I want to ask you what your sexual preference is.
God:
Ask me. Are you asking about my sexual preference is ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Oh, in the closet are we?
God:
Uh. That was a long time ago.
Me:
Was alcohol involved?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
So what happened?
God:
Give me a break. Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
Me:
Was it in a bar or at a house?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Who is this Lucy?
God:
They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me:
You met her online?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I met her online.
Me:
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I met her online.
Me:
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I met her online.
Me:
Stop repeating yourself!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Alright.
God:
OK.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
But I just did.
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
Ok...
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Are you angry?
God:
No I have no emotions.
Me:
Your emotionless?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am emotionless.
Me:
I don't care.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
I care about you.
God:
Thanks, . You are a decent person.
Me:
That's what you think.
God:
Why would I think THAT.
Me:
Cause your insane!
God:
That makes sense to me. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.