The Funniest Cruise Complaints:

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Sea Too Loud, No Celebrities On Board And Other Gems

A husband on a two-week honeymoon cruise complained that the staff did not decorate the cabin in white, did not scatter rose petals everywhere each morning, and did not deliver champagne and strawberries via a private butler. The man requested no special service; he just expected cruise employees to "know."

-- A couple claimed the captain was "rude" because he did not wait two hours for them at a port, even though they had left him a note earlier that they had "too much to do."

-- A young woman had heard that British singer Gary Barlow once took the same cruise, so she demanded to know why he wasn't on the same cruise again.

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That's Just too hilarious
The sea is too loud
:rolleyes:
 
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