The funniest WCIII game ever

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ThE-eNiGmA

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I was playing a game of Warcraft III this morning... it was an 2v2 AT. Dub NE versus Dub UD, and we were the NE. We rushed asap....only to meet a HORDE of acolytes. That's right, acolytes. If you are not careful, they can surround your hero, and start hurting. They actually won a game before us with the strat, its on WC3replays.net or something...thats what they said, but we cant read german very well, lol. Here is a tip if you should ever encounter a such a situation: Pray that you are NE, and can get hunts. We were much better than they were, lol, and owned them HORRIBLY. Wish i had saved the replay, that was one to laugh over.
(edit) I had'nt realized how common this strat might be, lol. But it is still funny. And correction, its on Wcreplays.com, lol
 
Demonfaze

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Hmm...I don't really run into that many funny games. Maybe one funny game was where I did a 4v4 RT. My team just did our own thing, building normal stuff. Suddenly, after around 5 minutes, the other team all quit! I was like wtf happened, so I watch the replay. Turns out, two human players, at the start, convert their peasants to militia. They then team up on their teammates and teamkill both. Then they go on to teamkill each other and we win :D.

-Demonfaze
 
Jindo

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One thing happened to me and it wasn't good. I was in random 3v3 and one of my allies were human. We got buildingsas normal until i noticed that the human player typed in cheats, thinking that they would work. Then he converted his peasants to militia and went straight for furbolgs. his militia died so he got more and started to attack us.

He completey go the wrong idea of the game which surprised me and made me wonder how someone like that could get to lvl 2 :confused:

We lost at the very beginning because his militia killed my allies hero and half of his base when the enemy soon came and beat us.

I hope i never come across that player again and I just hope that anyone else he has played with in team games stopped him.

That just shows why RT is better :p

~Jindo
 
XXXconanXXX

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Wanna here something funny?

I was practicing a 1v1 game with an Easyc omputer just a few minutes ago.

He attacked a bit early, but I had tons of units; Abominations fully upped, tons of Master Necromancers to counter the Heavy armor with fully upped Skeletons. Plus with 3 level 5 heroes, the Crypt Lord, Death Knight, and Dark Ranger. I was positive I was going to win. Guess what? I lost. He attacked with a few units, I completely wiped out his entire army. Half way through the battle, I noticed my Black Citadel was almost gone. I saw two Catapuls in the back firing, and I quickly rushed to kill them. I was THIS close, yet the Catapult got one LAST fire before I killed it, and destroyed my CITADEL, the only one I had! I was thinking I would be ok with my huge army, I'd jsut regroup and rebuild. Guess what after that? My mine collapsed and I forgot to expand. With no money, I attacked him and countered with TONS of towers, completely wiped out my army. After that, I just said screw it and sent my 15 Acolytes in to attack. What's funny is, I actually killed his level 6 Blademaster with 13 Acolytes.
 
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lordloki

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You would be utterly amazed at the amount of damage a wisp suicide run can be before an assault in a team effort.

If you get the change to do a team game... have your allies build up their armies.... play NE and make wisps like crazy.. then when they are ready... you go in and suicide attack your opponent.. once all your wisps are gone there isnt much left and your opponent is too busy trying to kill all of them to be ready for a 2 player assault.... = easy kill :D
 
Demonfaze

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Um...wisps don't do damage to anything but summoned units. Are you assuming that the main force of their army is summoned units or something?

-Demonfaze
 
Demonfaze

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That's what I meant. It damages summoned units, drains mana, and removes buffs... not damages units :confused:

Destroys the Wisp, dispelling all magical buffs and draining 50 mana from each unit in an area around the Wisp.

Deals 225 damage to summoned units.
Click to expand...

-Demonfaze
 
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Turri

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I hate people that do builder unit rushs, more then once I've had a human rush in with 5 peasants (mittla) and have them all killed then leave and blame me for not sending in my wisps or something.
 
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