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an idea popped up in my mind, i would like to receive comments about what you think of my idea, it is a mix between funny things and a serious things or something like that
ok here it goes
Book 1, The arcana an the morphos
Prologue, a hero is born
ºIntroductionº
in the year 2500 a group of scientists is creating race of robots called "warriors" whose purpose is to protect the humanity from the sphagetti monster from the planet spag 3X that have landed on earth after dicovering how the humans treat the sphagetti (let me tell you, shpagetti does`nt like to be eaten)
ºThe plan of the monstersº
they evil plan is to save their sphagetti friends by destroying every single mall and freeing them (but they do not know that sphagetti is a basic food on earth)so they try to free `em
meanwhile in the resistance base...(the resistance is a group of people that suvived the monsters attack)
Serebeau(a scientist): at last we finshed the warriors.
Hacker(another scientist): but i don`t think they are enough powerfull to destroy the monster
Serebeau: oh boy with you, you `R allways looking the bad side of the things
Zero(son of Serebeau): dad i think he is right, since they were just created they do`nt have enough energy to...
Serebeau: shut up zero! or i will...
*suddenly a monster crashes on the walls and breaks it*
Soldier: they dicovered us *a monster kills him*
Serebeau: run for your lives
*some soldiers fight with the monsters**the scientist disperse and hide*
Zero: *uff* finally safe, uh what the... *while seeing a cryogenic-like chamber*mmm..., i wonder what if... *he pulls a switch and the door of the chamber closes suddenly he is envolved by a blue force*
Zero: i wonder what that did... *a monster pops-up behind him and attacks* *Zero dodges it*
so that is what it does... *the monster attacks again* *a sword pops-up from zero`s hand* awesome *cuts the monster into pieces* now i must return the others are in trouble
meanwhile :3
Hacker: *singing*me eez so cute, me eez awesome, me, me, meeeeee* a window breaks*
Serebeau: great Hacker now they are gonna discover us and u suck at singing!
*steps can be hear*
Serebeau: what is that?
Hacker: i dunno, steps maybe
Serebeau: but the monsters don`t have fe.. oh it was sarcasm right?
Hacker: yeah!
* zero breaks through a door*
Hacker: Zero, is that you!?
Zero: no its jack frost
Hacker: phew thanks allot
Zero: its sarcasm you smarty pants
Serebeau: zero what happened to you
Zero: i kinda entered into a cryogenic-like chamber and got this powers and accent and all of that
Hacker: great now save us
Zero: but i don...
Hacker: just save us
Zero: great! this always happens zero do this zero do that, zero, zero, zero
*a monster enters the room*
monster:yaddadyadaydad
Zero: shut up! *impales the monster*
monster: argh
Serebeau: you saved us
Zero: i, did!?
Serebeau: actually no, now get out and save us
*load of images of zero killing monsters*
Zero: phew that was crazy
*the spag queen breaks through a wall in the room sending some of the resistance people into a cryogenic capsules and killing other*
470 years later...
*the capsule where zero was breaks*
Zero: no mom i don`t wanna go to school... *wakes up* what is this place
???: its new Guatemala
Zero: but you talk in english
???: YEAH, so the readers can comprend it ,btw i`m Krystal
Zero: so... this is your yard, its nice
Krytal: yeah ,btw wanna marry me
Zero: yeah sure
Exzeta: hey what are you doing, comeback here, i`m the writer and i!... ah forget it!
some years later zero and krystal had a kid called zeta
which is a troublemaker,but his destiny will be great
Krystal: zero, where is zeta?
Zero: i thinked he was with you
Zeta(3 years): come here little dog *chases the dog to a lake nearby the town**the dog turns into a werewolf*
Arcana(the werewolf):i`m arcana master of the arcana tribe from now you shall carry the blood of the arcana, don`t look it as a curse look it as a power
Zeta:i`m a kid i don`t even get a bit of what you are saying
Arcana: o...k if you take the cur... power you will be able to turn in a dog
Zeta: awesome bring it on
Arcana: ok but you will not remember it
Zeta:hey i di...
*Arcana uses a power and erases the memory of zeta*
12 years after that (the later is overused)
Knight: *talking to zero*sir we have informs of Cyber-pirates near the lake
Zero: zeta come here
Zeta: yes dad?
Zero: wanna go on adventure
Zeta: sure
Zero then take this men and eliminate the pirates
Zeta: ok
*they go to da lake*
Pirate boss: take that gold
Zeta: not so fast
Pirate boss: ok... take the gold slowly
Zeta:no idiot i don`t mean that
Pirate boss: well then attack!!
*lots of pirates appear*
Zeta: oh no , they are to much to count
Knight: no they are 25
Zeta: then get em smarty pants
Knight: ok, look a beaver
*the beaver turns into a maniatic beast and kills pirates*
*lots of dead pirates later*
Zeta: wow, we beated em all
Knight: yeah who know a beaver would rip people arms like that
Zeta: watch out!!
*a pirate throws a sword to the knight*
Zeta:no!!
*the pirate runs*
Knight: sir follow without me
Zeta: ok bye
Knight: no i did`nt *dies*
Zeta:*finds the pirate* ha!! i found you*kills him*
Zeta: well, the work is done
Arcana: not so fast
Zeta: ok then im going slowly
Arcana: no, come back!!
Zeta: ok, what do u want
Arcana:you must travel to the frosty north to save your people
Zeta: why?
Arcana: i dont know
Zeta: then why you say it to me
Arcana: because you must travel to the north
Zeta: but i dont have a ship
Arcana: buy one
Zeta: can i take some friends?
Arcana: well, friends are always good
Zeta: and can i take pizza?
Arcana: dang it just buy a damn ship, take as many friends as you want, eat as many junk food as you can,and go to the nort!!
Zeta: ok,ok,ok dont yell at me
Arcana: argh!!!
Chapter 1, the fantastic adventure
Zeta: *in his school*i wanna save our and if that makes me an idiot, then im the biggest idiot in the world
*the crow claps*
Zeta: wow it worked
*a girl and a robot get near zeta*
Onyx(the girl and zeta`s girfriend): wow zeta thats a nice speech
Weirdo(the robot): woot!! u r a good speecher
and so they go to the frosty north but weirdo is reading the map upside-down and they get lost
Zeta *wakes up* where am i?
Onyx: i dont know
Zeta: weirdo readed the map upside-down?again?
Onyx:again
Zeta: where is he?
Onyx: over there --------->
Weirdo: i am the king of the ocean!!!*a shark bites him*
Zeta: ... why that doesnt surprise me?
Weirdo: halp halp halp
Zeta: *kick shark*
Weirdo: thanks alot dude
Zeta: well i dont know why i save you i mean every 20 min. u get in trouble
Weirdo: NO! thats every 15 min., ha take that!
Zeta: *slaps himself on his face* somebody kill me
20 minutes later
*Zeta and the others are running from a tribe of angry monkey-mans*
Zeta: great weirdo look what you done
Weirdo: hey i didnt know their banana pile was a reserve for hibernation
i will follow with the story later hope u like it
ok here it goes
Book 1, The arcana an the morphos
Prologue, a hero is born
ºIntroductionº
in the year 2500 a group of scientists is creating race of robots called "warriors" whose purpose is to protect the humanity from the sphagetti monster from the planet spag 3X that have landed on earth after dicovering how the humans treat the sphagetti (let me tell you, shpagetti does`nt like to be eaten)
ºThe plan of the monstersº
they evil plan is to save their sphagetti friends by destroying every single mall and freeing them (but they do not know that sphagetti is a basic food on earth)so they try to free `em
meanwhile in the resistance base...(the resistance is a group of people that suvived the monsters attack)
Serebeau(a scientist): at last we finshed the warriors.
Hacker(another scientist): but i don`t think they are enough powerfull to destroy the monster
Serebeau: oh boy with you, you `R allways looking the bad side of the things
Zero(son of Serebeau): dad i think he is right, since they were just created they do`nt have enough energy to...
Serebeau: shut up zero! or i will...
*suddenly a monster crashes on the walls and breaks it*
Soldier: they dicovered us *a monster kills him*
Serebeau: run for your lives
*some soldiers fight with the monsters**the scientist disperse and hide*
Zero: *uff* finally safe, uh what the... *while seeing a cryogenic-like chamber*mmm..., i wonder what if... *he pulls a switch and the door of the chamber closes suddenly he is envolved by a blue force*
Zero: i wonder what that did... *a monster pops-up behind him and attacks* *Zero dodges it*
so that is what it does... *the monster attacks again* *a sword pops-up from zero`s hand* awesome *cuts the monster into pieces* now i must return the others are in troublemeanwhile :3
Hacker: *singing*me eez so cute, me eez awesome, me, me, meeeeee* a window breaks*
Serebeau: great Hacker now they are gonna discover us and u suck at singing!
*steps can be hear*
Serebeau: what is that?
Hacker: i dunno, steps maybe
Serebeau: but the monsters don`t have fe.. oh it was sarcasm right?
Hacker: yeah!
* zero breaks through a door*
Hacker: Zero, is that you!?
Zero: no its jack frost
Hacker: phew thanks allot
Zero: its sarcasm you smarty pants
Serebeau: zero what happened to you
Zero: i kinda entered into a cryogenic-like chamber and got this powers and accent and all of that
Hacker: great now save us
Zero: but i don...
Hacker: just save us
Zero: great! this always happens zero do this zero do that, zero, zero, zero
*a monster enters the room*
monster:yaddadyadaydad
Zero: shut up! *impales the monster*
monster: argh
Serebeau: you saved us
Zero: i, did!?
Serebeau: actually no, now get out and save us
*load of images of zero killing monsters*
Zero: phew that was crazy
*the spag queen breaks through a wall in the room sending some of the resistance people into a cryogenic capsules and killing other*
470 years later...
*the capsule where zero was breaks*
Zero: no mom i don`t wanna go to school... *wakes up*
what is this place???: its new Guatemala
Zero: but you talk in english
???: YEAH, so the readers can comprend it ,btw i`m Krystal
Zero: so... this is your yard, its nice
Krytal: yeah ,btw wanna marry me
Zero: yeah sure
Exzeta: hey what are you doing, comeback here, i`m the writer and i!... ah forget it!
some years later zero and krystal had a kid called zeta
which is a troublemaker,but his destiny will be great
Krystal: zero, where is zeta?
Zero: i thinked he was with you
Zeta(3 years): come here little dog *chases the dog to a lake nearby the town**the dog turns into a werewolf*
Arcana(the werewolf):i`m arcana master of the arcana tribe from now you shall carry the blood of the arcana, don`t look it as a curse look it as a power
Zeta:i`m a kid i don`t even get a bit of what you are saying
Arcana: o...k if you take the cur... power you will be able to turn in a dog
Zeta: awesome bring it on
Arcana: ok but you will not remember it
Zeta:hey i di...
*Arcana uses a power and erases the memory of zeta*
12 years after that (the later is overused)
Knight: *talking to zero*sir we have informs of Cyber-pirates near the lake
Zero: zeta come here
Zeta: yes dad?
Zero: wanna go on adventure
Zeta: sure
Zero then take this men and eliminate the pirates
Zeta: ok
*they go to da lake*
Pirate boss: take that gold
Zeta: not so fast
Pirate boss: ok... take the gold slowly
Zeta:no idiot i don`t mean that
Pirate boss: well then attack!!
*lots of pirates appear*
Zeta: oh no , they are to much to count
Knight: no they are 25
Zeta: then get em smarty pants
Knight: ok, look a beaver
*the beaver turns into a maniatic beast and kills pirates*
*lots of dead pirates later*
Zeta: wow, we beated em all
Knight: yeah who know a beaver would rip people arms like that
Zeta: watch out!!
*a pirate throws a sword to the knight*
Zeta:no!!
*the pirate runs*
Knight: sir follow without me
Zeta: ok bye
Knight: no i did`nt *dies*
Zeta:*finds the pirate* ha!! i found you*kills him*
Zeta: well, the work is done
Arcana: not so fast
Zeta: ok then im going slowly
Arcana: no, come back!!
Zeta: ok, what do u want
Arcana:you must travel to the frosty north to save your people
Zeta: why?
Arcana: i dont know
Zeta: then why you say it to me
Arcana: because you must travel to the north
Zeta: but i dont have a ship
Arcana: buy one
Zeta: can i take some friends?
Arcana: well, friends are always good
Zeta: and can i take pizza?
Arcana: dang it just buy a damn ship, take as many friends as you want, eat as many junk food as you can,and go to the nort!!
Zeta: ok,ok,ok dont yell at me
Arcana: argh!!!
Chapter 1, the fantastic adventure
Zeta: *in his school*i wanna save our and if that makes me an idiot, then im the biggest idiot in the world
*the crow claps*
Zeta: wow it worked
*a girl and a robot get near zeta*
Onyx(the girl and zeta`s girfriend): wow zeta thats a nice speech
Weirdo(the robot): woot!! u r a good speecher
and so they go to the frosty north but weirdo is reading the map upside-down and they get lost
Zeta *wakes up* where am i?
Onyx: i dont know
Zeta: weirdo readed the map upside-down?again?
Onyx:again
Zeta: where is he?
Onyx: over there --------->
Weirdo: i am the king of the ocean!!!*a shark bites him*
Zeta: ... why that doesnt surprise me?
Weirdo: halp halp halp
Zeta: *kick shark*
Weirdo: thanks alot dude
Zeta: well i dont know why i save you i mean every 20 min. u get in trouble
Weirdo: NO! thats every 15 min., ha take that!
Zeta: *slaps himself on his face* somebody kill me
20 minutes later
*Zeta and the others are running from a tribe of angry monkey-mans*
Zeta: great weirdo look what you done
Weirdo: hey i didnt know their banana pile was a reserve for hibernation
i will follow with the story later hope u like it
