The Wish Game!

[Monsterous]

Wish Granted. You get a vision of yourself ruling the world. However at the current moment of time you are in a Battery Factory and as soon as the vision ends, you hurridly rush and pick up a battery. You put it on your toungue and you die. Why? The battery was a 10.V Battery.

I Wish for Pancake Mines. (i dont eat pancakes)

 

[Battlemapsta]

Wish granted but the mines only explode on you or your friends in case you tried to do it on someone.

I wish this thread got back on track.

 

[Monsterous]

Wish Granted. But a Train collides with it.

I Wish for raining Fireballs.

 

[Battlemapsta]

Wish granted but they all fell to your house because you never specified where they were going to land

I wish that I had unlimited ice cream.

 

[Omni]

Wish granted, too bad you have to eat All the ice cream untill you will explode.

i wish i could fly again.

 

[hortononon]

Granted, but your flight is delayed by two hours

I wish i had reputation

 

[undeadorcjerk]

I GRANT YOU -REPUTATION


i wish for positive rep.

 

[Makaze]

Here. *Flings a positive rep at undeadorcjer. The rep hits his head and embeds itself in his brain*

I wish for that I had a piece of paper.

 

[Cheddar]

Okay, here's a bill for a 5-star restaurant.

I wish for a pony!

 

[Battlemapsta]

Wish granted but you get a my little pony that sings so much that your head pops open.

I wish that I didn't have to do chores anymore.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

You don't. However, because no one does them the whole house becomes messier and messier until finnaly the entrance can no longer be reached and you die of starvation in all the filth

I wish I have perfectly normal (size, texture, everything is normal about it) Sun Chips (that would remain normal and can't be touched by anything besides me and the contents of the Sun chips, that I’m 100% sure are Sun Chips, that’s 1 month from expiring, I’m in my house and nobody else is coming soon or there at the moment, I’ve never lost any important body part before, I don't have more body parts then regular humans, I have no assignments that could keep me busy before I eat the Sun Chips and if i get one i eat the Sun Chips first, that I'm not allergic to, that exactly nineteen people knew I got and no more would ever find out, that the wish company could not affect, the wish comittee does not have the power to stop this wish, I really really only want to eat those Sun Chips and won't have a craving to eat anymore, that I want to eat, and that no amount of wishing can stop me from eating them except for my wishes, The entire thing is in real life, not even close to a dream, That I never wished that I wished that I did not wish this wish due to my wish so meaning, this wish will come true because I never wished that this wish will be canceled or a wish that would affect this wish, I want the Sun Chips even after I finish saying and typing this wish, That I would never get rid of in any kind of way, No judge system can stop me from getting the Sun Chips, That I only mind being destroyed by anything except me eating it, The Sun Chips don't have any poisons or explosives in them, And that I said out loud and not in my head.) in my hand at this very moment, that I won't ever drop in my entire life, on a perfectly normal day (that means no holidays), that nobody else except for me wants that can't be stolen, lended or lent to anyone, destroyed (except for me eating it) And before, after, and while I hold it I can't be killed, hurt, or kidnapped in any way, shape or form (That includes holes in the ground, unnatural events, and even natural events), before and after I eat it, I will eat the Sun Chips the instant I get them, and then I live my life perfectly fine.

How many loopholes are left for me to defeat?

 

[Battlemapsta]

I don't know exactly if it'll work but you get sued for copyright inwishiment getting sued for 10000 dollars. Since you can't pay for it, they disappear.

I wish for an indestructable axe.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

The axe is indestructible. Then a giant worm lands on you, killing you instantly!

Ok no, The axe is indestructible so all the construction workers in the world want to kill you for it to use something that works on the concrete they work on. They eventually pin you down and use the same ax to kill you. Then they kill each other. The ax forever then becomes known as "The One Ax" and nobody has found it since.

I wish I have perfectly normal (size, texture, everything is normal about it) Sun Chips (that would remain normal and can't be touched by anything besides me and the contents of the Sun chips, that I’m 100% sure are Sun Chips, that’s 1 month from expiring, I’m in my house and nobody else is coming soon or there at the moment, I’ve never lost any important body part before, I don't have more body parts then regular humans, I have no assignments that could keep me busy before I eat the Sun Chips and if i get one i eat the Sun Chips first, that I'm not allergic to, that exactly nineteen people knew I got and no more would ever find out, that the wish company could not affect, the wish comittee does not have the power to stop this wish, I really really only want to eat those Sun Chips and won't have a craving to eat anymore, that I want to eat, and that no amount of wishing can stop me from eating them except for my wishes, The entire thing is in real life, not even close to a dream, That I never wished that I wished that I did not wish this wish due to my wish so meaning, this wish will come true because I never wished that this wish will be canceled or a wish that would affect this wish, I want the Sun Chips even after I finish saying and typing this wish, That I would never get rid of in any kind of way, No judge system can stop me from getting the Sun Chips, That I only mind being destroyed by anything except me eating it, The Sun Chips don't have any poisons or explosives in them, And that I said out loud and not in my head.) in my hand at this very moment, that I won't ever drop in my entire life, on a perfectly normal day (that means no holidays), that nobody else except for me wants that can't be stolen, lended or lent to anyone, destroyed (except for me eating it) And before, after, and while I hold it I can't be killed, hurt, Financially hurt, or kidnapped in any way, shape or form (That includes holes in the ground, unnatural events, and even natural events), before and after I eat it, I will eat the Sun Chips the instant I get them, and then I live my life perfectly fine.

 

[Makaze]

So many words are used in that wish that it is no longer a wish but one very stupid short story thus making the wish void and the thing that makes wishes come true bombards you with bombs numbering the total amount of letters used in your wish for wasting his time.

I wish that the next poster makes a good wish.

 

[denmax]

Define good?

I wish for PORK CHOPS!

(Bye bye, TOCINO[BBQ]) T-T

 

[mr-death]

PORK CHOPS? Wish granted, 30-billion trucks of pork-chops falling from the sky, weight about 10 tons, right on denmax's head.

I wish your (yes you, the one who is reading this) computer explode, somehow.

 

[Geelottaja]

Wish granted, too bad that it's quite slow so I can post it to your house. The moment you open the package it explodes.

 

[denmax]

What is your wish meh lord?

 

[Makaze]

Ah I just continue

I wish that loopholes are a must have in these wishes.

 

[denmax]

Wish granted, Hello!

I wish everybody sees I suck at everything and they seriously say it not like some people just saying I suck because they are just mad at me or something like that...