Things Game Characters Would Never Say

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HAHAA, last night, me and my friends were playing mario party 8. We got to a minigame where you had to win by scrubbing down on Chomps because they got dirty with paint. One of my friends joked that he was good at scrubbing big black balls. Then when he won with mario, mario said "I am the wiiiinnner"
 
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WARCRAFT III STORY USING ONLY WARCRAFT CHARACTERS

Arthas: "Hey Pandarian have you ever noticed how much you resemble a panda?"

Pandarian: "I am NOT a panda, Do I look like a animal to you?...JESUS CHRIST."

Illidan: *walks up with a gay like swing in his step* "Hey guys whats up?"

Pandarian: *in a angry tone* "Well this bitch called me a panda!" *points to Arthas*

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The main character in the Gothic series: "Hello everyone, my name is Jim, and I'm addicted to weed."
 
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jonas said:
The main character in the Gothic series: "Hello everyone, my name is Jim, and I'm addicted to weed."
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The fuck is wrong with you? His name is never "Jim", it is a german game his name is probably Hans or Reinhardt or some such bullshit.
 
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Accname said:
The fuck is wrong with you? His name is never "Jim", it is a german game his name is probably Hans or Reinhardt or some such bullshit.
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For what it's worth, that only means that he really never would say that. Did any of the characters have a German name though? I think they all had crazy names like Xardas or something.
 
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I dont really know how german some of the names are. Is Lars a german name? I mean its not that different from Hans, but I wouldnt be surprised to see a non-german lars. Is there like a sliding scale of germanness for names?
 
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