Things Game Characters Would Never Say

seph ir oth

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Cloud (FFVII) - "I am sexually attracted to women."

Jigglypuff (Pokemon) - "PIKA!"

Uther (WC3) - "I dearly hope that there's a special place in heaven waiting for you, Arthas."

Chrono (Chrono Trigger) - "I CAN TALK! I'M A REAL BOY!"

Hope you guys think of more good ones :rolleyes: .
 

NiKaNoRoU_GR

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Sephiroth (FFVll ac): I love being an experiment :p
Pandaren brewmaster (w3 TFT): For the fall of Pandaria!!!
 

King TonGoll

ORLY?*DDR*
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some things noty right..... what happend in my absense? i do not no who the poster above me is.... and how did his post count bunmp soo fast!
 

Siefer

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Arthas (WC) - Oops!

Sephiroth (FF7)- Well, I guess this sword IS kinda long...

Sora (KH) - Keyblade?! Why can't I have a real sword like the rest of the Square-Enix heroes!

Goofy (KH) - To tell you the truth, Donald, most of the time I have no idea what the hell you are saying.
 

Rabarber

You can change this now in User CP.
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The Helper (TH) - I give up. I'm giving all my powers to Rabarber.
 

Cornface

Avoid, if at all possible.
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NiKaNoRoU_GR: I'll stop making tons of unnecessary posts to make my post count go up!

Arthas: This game sucks, I wan't to be the nice guy.

Acolyte: Burn the heretics!

Yoda: Join the dark side and get a free cookie!
 

NiKaNoRoU_GR

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Cornface said:
NiKaNoRoU_GR: I'll stop making tons of unnecessary posts to make my post count go up!
Why my post count is so big is that I am most of the day active and post much at the Members projects.
Anyways:
Bugs Bunny: I hate Carrots!!!
Daffy Duck: I love Bugs Bunny!!!
Cloud (FFVll): I am a boy...
 

seph ir oth

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Master Chief (Halo 1, very beginning) - "What calibration errors? He...WHAT!? WHEN I LOOK UP, I LOOK DOWN! CHANGE THAT BACK!"

Fusion Frenzy (general) - "Wait a second...do we have a life outside of these random tournaments?"

Tyreal (Diablo 2) - "I only hang out with mortals because I have no social life in heaven."
 

Nenad

~Choco Coronet~ Omnomnom
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Diablo: It's too hot in here, can someone freeze hell over.
Homer Simpson: e=mc2 not pie
 

Wiseman_2

Missy wants blood!
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Any Character from The Sims: "Hey, d'you, y'know, ever wonder about stuff like god? Maybe there's some guy tappin away on a computer, and we're like, just computer characters, and he controls everything we do..."
 

XXXconanXXX

Cocktails anyone?
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Rabarber said:
Alexander (TH) - I actually like you.
Oww. Mean.

ROFL. That cracked me up. I'll be at your funeral, btw, since Alex will probably read this. :(

Hmmm, let's see now...

Prince of Persia - ...Damn....crabs...
 

Volkof

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Dr Eggman: Im round, fat and smell of rotton egg! For my name is Dr Eggman
Yugioh: Damn its been a long time since i played duel monster cards, now i have forgotten all the rules
 
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