Things to do in a elevator

[AddE]

Sometimes while your in a elevator and its like 5 or more people in there and silent as the grave. Then you can always:

1.Every time the elevator reaches a new floor, proudly and loudly say DING!
2.Ask somebody: Was that your cellphone ringing?
3.Sound like a cat mjaau mjaauu
4.Start singing a song really high and very false, for example: I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL!! WOOWOO DADADADDADAD
5.Say: Oooh whos cellphone is this thats ringing?
6.Pinch(do you say pinch?) someone in the leg

Maybe ill come up with more stuff

 

[Sargon]

Husky's user title used to be "Things to do in an elevator: Meow occasionally."

 

[Jindo]

Husky's user title used to be "Things to do in an elevator: Meow occasionally."

That's probably what inspired him .

7. Jump around pointlessly.

~Jindo

 

[PwnThePanda]

8. Fart really loudly and smelly. Then go tehehehehe

 

[sqrage]

9. Bring axe with you have s*x with a fine lady and some how getdressed before getting out.

 

[PB_and_J]

10. Call the psycic hotline and ask them if they know wut floor your on.

 

[PwnThePanda]

11. Take out your cell phone and pretend to dile a number. Then say "Hello" Then put an angry look on your face, and then start cursing your phone off and yelling and screaming and flalling your arms around.

 

[Duwenbasden]

pray.

 

[SD_Ryoko]

I seen this TV show where they go do this stuff and film it just to see what people do

They had two easter bunny costumes and they were like dry humpin in the corner of the elevator

 

[XXXconanXXX]

Tell some jokes!

"Knock knock!

Who's there?

Little boy blue!

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson."

Ah, a knock knock joke should cheer people up!

 

[AddE]

That's probably what inspired him .

7. Jump around pointlessly.

~Jindo

Nope.. didnt even know that he had that ...
EDIT: I mean that meow thing

 

[Ninva]

12. Pretend your talking to a guy, named Bob.
13. Start sneezing and coughing, and don't cover your mouth. =D
14. Panic when you start going up or down.
15. Say hello to everyone that comes in. Then say good-bye when they leave. (For some reason that creeps me out.)

 

[XXXconanXXX]

No no no! I have one.

Set your cell phone to go off in a minute. And when it does, answer it and say "Hey man! Yeah, I just got out of prison today! Yeah, she bailed me out after what I uh...Nevermind, I'll tell you later."

Or you could say:

"Who just farted? I know someone just farted because I know it wasn't me!"

 

[w/e]

this is kind of stepping on the toes of conans. think of it as a continuation.

Set your cell phone to go off in a minute. And when it does, answer it and say "Hey man! Yeah, I just got out of prison today! Yeah, she bailed me out after what I did...Hehe.
No! I didn't mean to kill her! I did not rape her (chuckle)! No, that was not my gun! I swear, just because i was in a warehouse at 3 in the morning with a gun, a dead, naked woman, 200 pouns of pot, and a lot of blood on the floor on a saturday doesn't mean anything!
Alright, ill see you.

Then look back and say..."that was just me and my friend"

 

[Sargon]

this is kind of stepping on the toes of conans. think of it as a continuation.

Set your cell phone to go off in a minute. And when it does, answer it and say "Hey man! Yeah, I just got out of prison today! Yeah, she bailed me out after what I did...Hehe.
No! I didn't mean to kill her! I did not rape her (chuckle)! No, that was not my gun! I swear, just because i was in a warehouse at 3 in the morning with a gun, a dead, naked woman, 200 pouns of pot, and a lot of blood on the floor on a saturday doesn't mean anything!
Alright, ill see you.

Then look back and say..."that was just me and my friend"

...

You KILLED THE JOKE!

 

[lego2211]

I think he improved it, its way more funnier now...

no just bring a fart machine with you and let it go off and go, "WTF some people are just plain nasty." And then do it over and over

 

[Pyromancer]

wear red pants. if your in an enclosed place w/ red pants on for to long, it gets really anoying.

 

[XXXconanXXX]

14. Panic when you start going up or down.
15. Say hello to everyone that comes in. Then say good-bye when they leave. (For some reason that creeps me out.)

LOL I like those two!

 

[Syndrome]

Be extremely paranoid, when someone goes near you say "NOO!! IM WANNA LIVE!! LLLLLIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[ARandomGuy]

I seen this TV show where they go do this stuff and film it just to see what people do

They had two easter bunny costumes and they were like dry humpin in the corner of the elevator

That was probably Trigger Happy TV. Great show; I think it got canceled last year though.

16.) Have your cellphone open and by your ear when you walk in. Just shout random action movie phrases like "Everyone I've told about the file is dead!" Glance at your suitcase and scream "WHAT DO YOU MEAN CUT THE BLUE WIRE!? THEY'RE ALL BLUE WIRES!"

Or you can have a very serious look and say "And if I don't?" *Pause* "OH. DEAR. GOD."