[Tinki3's Joke Thread] <== Got a joke? Post it here!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Tinki3, Dec 31, 2006.

  1. Tinki3

    Tinki3 Special Member

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    Welcome to the joke thread :cool:

    I don't know how many of these there are, but lets try to keep the jokes clean and not tooo long :rolleyes:

    Please rap your jokes in the "quote" tags.

    Well, here's my first joke:


    Happy joking!
     
  2. Wiseman_2

    Wiseman_2 Missy wants blood!

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    Okay then, here's a quick one.

     
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  3. Quauhtli

    Quauhtli I have the right to remain silent.

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    i dont get it...

    anyways,

     
  4. Master

    Master Thou shall be helped by...The Black Adder!

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    Joke of the day: :p

    -sorry for any inproper language :D-
     
  5. Kerberos

    Kerberos Guest

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    Unfortunately, most of my joke repertoire has been forced from my head and the void has been filled with Michael Jackson jokes.
     
  6. Tinki3

    Tinki3 Special Member

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    A but dry.. lol :rolleyes:

    Here's another:
    :D
     
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  7. pkraktis

    pkraktis New Member

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    A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.

    Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool". But, determined not to miss his date, he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

    When the hot date showed up at his apartment, the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a video. During the video, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.

    The date, meanwhile, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his dingy immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the she exclaimed - "So, that's how you guys load those things!"


    LMAO THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS. GOOD FUCKING JOB YOU MADE MY DAY.
     
  8. 1337D00D

    1337D00D Guest

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    Here
     
  9. Nigerianrulz

    Nigerianrulz suga suga how'd you get so fly?

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    alright heres mine
    hope you enjoy it
     
  10. Tinki3

    Tinki3 Special Member

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    Ha ha. That's a good one :D

    Here's another few:
    1.
    2.
     
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  11. Nigerianrulz

    Nigerianrulz suga suga how'd you get so fly?

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    LOL thats a good one too :D

    1.
    Here another similar one
    2.
     
  12. gwingetinkoq

    gwingetinkoq Guest

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    this mines :
     
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  13. gwingetinkoq

    gwingetinkoq Guest

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    more
     
  14. gwingetinkoq

    gwingetinkoq Guest

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    moree
     
  15. gwingetinkoq

    gwingetinkoq Guest

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    LOL
     
  16. Wiseman_2

    Wiseman_2 Missy wants blood!

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    Well, no-one's posted a joke in while, but I didn't think there was any point in making a whole new thread for one.

    @ gwingetinkog: Those jokes are good. But there's no need to put them seperatly in 4 consecutive posts. Just edit the first.
     
  17. InfectedWithDrew

    InfectedWithDrew I used to go here a lot.

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    Thanks to Stumble Upon for presenting me this. :)
     
  18. Tinki3

    Tinki3 Special Member

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  19. Some1Sneakin

    Some1Sneakin New Member

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    2 jokes, excuse my bad english!
     

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