Tower Rushed By A Noob

BlowingKush

I hit the blunt but the blunt hit me.
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Tower Rushed By A Noob


I should have been much wiser.
I thought my base was right.
I thought my build was perfect.
For the last game of the night.

I built the perfect farm wall.
I placed the perfect tower.
I smoked the perfect reefer.
To pass that late night hour.

I should have seen his peons.
I should have seen them comming.
I should have seen his fucking build,
When I sent my hero running.

The minimap had changed.
My base looked so much bigger.
I should have known,
That noob who owned,
Would play me like a nigger.

I tried to tech my town hall.
I tried to get some siege.
I tried to get a real fat sack,
That lacked in stem and seed.

My allies would not help me.
They said that I was screwed.
They said may base,
Was such a waste,
And that I am a noob.

I tried to make some towers.
But had no fucking wood.
It's such a sin,
To lose this win,
If your game is going good.

My hero had a potion.
My allie had a grunt.
My roomate had a swisher.
To roll this fucking blunt.

I knew the game was over.
I knew it would be short.
So I rang my bell,
And ran like hell,
As a last resort.

My peasants fought like Scottsman.
My peasants fought like men.
My peasants fought,
While I smoked this pot,
And passed it to my friend.

The battle soon was over.
The grass was stained in blood.
The towers torched in fire.
Withstood my peasant flood.

Tower rushed by a noob,
It could make a grown man cry.
It could make a man,
With a gentle hand,
Who has never told a lie.

It could make him very angry.
It could make him shout out loud.
It could make a muslim,
And his distant cousin,
Detonate in a crowd.

And so this ends my story.
I hope you learned a lesson.
I hope that night,
Your blunt's rolled tight,
When towers are a press'in.

-BudSMoke
 

DM Cross

You want to see a magic trick?
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I laughed at a lot of it, but some of the verses don't flow properly...
 

Seb!

You can change this now in User CP.
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The flow kills it for me and I greatly dislike the punctuation, but it's so fun to read that everything else is OK. :thup:
 

Ninva

Анна Ахматова
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I laughed at a lot of it, but some of the verses don't flow properly...

This is done on purpose in a lot of poetry. I'm not sure who started it, but it's a common stunt. BudSmoke is still the best WCIII poet ever.
 

Monsterous

In the Shadows, Lurking.
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Agreed with Ninva.


On a more topical note;
While I smoked this pot,
And passed it to my friend.

I dont know why, but to me it doesn't seem to fit - but thats my opinion. (Or maybe you accidently gave me some of your magicial creative oral device smoke which made me think that...)
 

BlowingKush

I hit the blunt but the blunt hit me.
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Please don't make me record this poem to MP3 so you guys can realize it actually reads fine.......
A comma means to keep reading continuously to the next line and that the lines are a part of the same thought.
A period means to end that thought, pause for a split second, and move to the next line.

Even if you still disagree, that's just how poetry is.... The whole idea of poetry is to be free with your thoughts through language.

I could have put ZERO punctuation in it and someone probably would still be pissed.....

So I guess I apologize because my punctuation doesn't conform with American English Standard 37.44 Section B

I don't mind constructive criticism but at the same time remember that alot of us writers go out of our way to share work on the Writers Corner and maybe, just maybe, make someone laugh...

At least thats what i'm here for.....
 

Monsterous

In the Shadows, Lurking.
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No, nothings wrong with it - but just to me it seems out of place with the rest of the poem :rolleyes:

And of course, its a funny Warcraft poem, the kind only you can make :3
 

Prometheus

Everything is mutable; nothing is sacred
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I'm a Grammar Nazi and it made perfect sense. Quite liked the poem, good job! :thup:
 

DM Cross

You want to see a magic trick?
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I'm a Grammar Nazi and it made perfect sense. Quite liked the poem, good job! :thup:

Too bad you're not God, eh? :rolleyes:

Please don't make me record this poem to MP3 so you guys can realize it actually reads fine.......
A comma means to keep reading continuously to the next line and that the lines are a part of the same thought.
A period means to end that thought, pause for a split second, and move to the next line.

Even if you still disagree, that's just how poetry is.... The whole idea of poetry is to be free with your thoughts through language.

I could have put ZERO punctuation in it and someone probably would still be pissed.....

So I guess I apologize because my punctuation doesn't conform with American English Standard 37.44 Section B

I don't mind constructive criticism but at the same time remember that alot of us writers go out of our way to share work on the Writers Corner and maybe, just maybe, make someone laugh...

At least thats what i'm here for.....

Yeesh. Hostile, much? I found nothing wrong with anything said in this thread.

Aside from, that is, your response.

But whatever.
 
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