Traits Project

Miz

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Well this is an assignment for my Creative Writing Class. "Traits Project" - Pretty much an assignment where you have to assign a living organism that isn't human. (A plant, a cat, a dog, w/e) a Human personality or his Traits. Then after that, you have to get an inanimate object (non-living object) a personality.

My Living Object was a Fish an Odd fish who arrives in a new tank, which he believes is a new universe. Hopefully you get the ending :D
The Memoirs of Fishy McGee (Fiction Press)

My Non-Living Object was a Paint Brush, obsessed with it's artist. Possibly love? Not entirely sure, but I imagine this specific paint brush to have a Snooty French-Man Accent.
The Love Notes of a Paint Brush (Fiction Press)

Of course as a school assignment I was a little rushed in the end of this, but hopefully it amused you. :thup:

Comments Please :D
 
DM Cross

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I remember this assignment from school... A long... LOOONG time ago.

If I recall correctly, I aced it :) This helps you in no way, whatsoever, but it was fun to remember my good times :rolleyes:
 
Prometheus

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Ignoring how weird the paintbrush one sounds, I think they're quite entertaining.
 
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I didn't read your paintbrush story, but I think it'd be really funny if you describe the artist's touch. You should make it seem exotic or romantic. Haha. If your teacher has a good sense of humor, you'll do well. I do this to my English teacher sometimes. She hates me so much, but she can't help but give me A's on my tests! :D
 
Krys A Night

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Very amusing. I enjoyed the fish very much. What were they going to sacrifice to get the treasure chests to start working again?

The paintbrush one was a lot more confusing, what happened at the end of it?
 
Prometheus

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I think the brush was put away for the day and freaked out.
 
Krys A Night

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That makes sense. Or since the painting was done it was put away until the next time it's taken out for the next painting.
 
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Krys A Night said:
Very amusing. I enjoyed the fish very much. What were they going to sacrifice to get the treasure chests to start working again?

The paintbrush one was a lot more confusing, what happened at the end of it?
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I led you to make your own conclusions, some thought it was put away or even thrown away.
 
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Day 2, 7:00 pm
"AAAAHHHH! WTF IM ON FIRE!!!"
 
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