Crime Two Denver men charged after taking their dead friend for a ride

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Jeffrey Jarrett bought his roommate and a friend a round of drinks, Mexican food and a trip to strip club Shotgun Willie's the night of August 27, authorities say.

But while Jarrett was present for some of the night's fun, he wasn't alive to enjoy any of it.

After a shorter, but boozier and less amusing real-life version of the film Weekend at Bernie's, Denver prosecutors have charged two men with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation. Court papers say they loaded Jarrett's body into a car and drove him to various stops around Denver for a night — including a bar and a restaurant — while they used his ATM card.

Both Robert Jeffrey Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, are free on bond. Neither could be reached for comment.

 
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FireCat

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But seriously, that's disgusting and why did they even bother to take the body along for the ride?
 

Varine

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But seriously, that's disgusting and why did they even bother to take the body along for the ride?

Because they were shitfaced?
 

FireCat

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Because they were shitfaced?
No, Because they were driving around with their friend's dead body and decides to drive it around town. eh?
These "nuts guys" have no morals whatsoever!
 

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No, Because they were driving around with their friend's dead body and decides to drive it around town. eh?
These "nuts guys" have no morals whatsoever!

Maybe that was his dying wish, and his friends wanted to carry it out.
 

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Maybe that was his dying wish, and his friends wanted to carry it out.
Why would he wish that? [del] Wannabe a second Bernie?[/del]
Well, he wouldn't enjoy any of it. he he

Anyway, how did he die?
 

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Who cares how he died? He went out in style.
 
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