Science University of Sussex mathematicians create formula for orgasms

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Mathematicians have cracked the code on how to have a sexual climax according to a newly published paper.

Researchers from the University of Sussex have come up with the formula after tracking and analysing stages of the male arousal cycle.

The mathematical model, inspired by the maths used to improve sports performance, can now use physical and psychological data to show the best conditions to have an orgasm.

Dr Konstantin Blyuss, one of the authors on the research paper titled “Sex, ducks and rock n’ roll: mathematical model of sexual response”, said: “A key finding is that too much psychological arousal early in the process can inhibit the chance of reaching climax. Simply put, our findings can be summarised as ‘don’t overthink it’.


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