Environment US Forced to Drop 4 Unexploded Bombs on Great Barrier Reef

[camelCase]

Outsource to China.

 

[Accname]

No way, that'd take an absurd amount of manpower to not only keep up with the current rate of waste growth but to actually recycle beyond that rate. [...]

Well, there goes the unimployment problem.

 

[KaerfNomekop]

an absurd amount of manpower

Work which you don't even need education to do, isn't that just dandy? And it benefits the human race too!

 

[KMilz]

Work which you don't even need education to do, isn't that just dandy? And it benefits the human race too!

But who's paying them? Sounds like me. And that makes me sad.

Outsource to China.

Hey, at least there's a way of getting our costs down. Might make the plan a bit more feasible, then.

 

[Varine]

But who's paying them? Sounds like me. And that makes me sad.

Better than paying for their welfare. Which you also do.

And the rocket itself doesn't cost that much, but it's really fucking expensive to actually get it into space.

 

[Accname]

The rocket alone is expensive enough for me. Wont be getting a one way ticket to space for that price.

 

[KMilz]

Better than paying for their welfare. Which you also do.

That's true, but considering they'd probably be making minimum wage doing this job, they could get my money for sorting trash and for their welfare, and I just don't have that much money. I just don't...

 

[Varine]

Just kid hipsters to do it. We can pay them by letting them keep things they like.

 

[OMGOMGOMG]

Ehhh, too much hassle. BURN IT ALL, I say! If you don't wanna... I will. But we gotta do it from a safe distance or I will burn to death.

 

[KMilz]

Just kid hipsters to do it. We can pay them by letting them keep things they like.

Damn, I think we just resolved our planet's garbage issue. Someone, get this shit rollin'.

 

[OMGOMGOMG]

Damn, I think we just resolved our planet's garbage issue. Someone, get this shit rollin'.

No! You do not understand. If we burn it all, the world will be a better place! Sure, the tree's would need to work over time to fix the rise in CO2 but... It's the BEST way!!!

 

[Varine]

No! You do not understand. If we burn it all, the world will be a better place! Sure, the tree's would need to work over time to fix the rise in CO2 but... It's the BEST way!!!

Bullshit. It would just make the world warmer, and therefore a clearly better place. Who the fuck would want to live BELOW 85 degrees? That's fucking madness!

 

[Accname]

If we want to cool the world we could just build more freezers and open them. Silly people.

 

[OMGOMGOMG]

Bullshit. It would just make the world warmer, and therefore a clearly better place. Who the fuck would want to live BELOW 85 degrees? That's fucking madness!

I use celsius, not fahrenheit. So, 20-30degrees celsius is quite warm/hot. I would rather the world be below 30 degrees celsius and above -20degrees celsius.

 

[Varine]

I use celsius, not fahrenheit. So, 20-30degrees celsius is quite warm/hot. I would rather the world be below 30 degrees celsius and above -20degrees celsius.

85 Fahrenheit is about the same as 30 Celsius. And, no offense in consideration that MOST of the world uses Celsius, but the conversion isn't that fucking hard. You all bash US education pretty much unanimously, learn you're fucking fractions and you can figure it out so I don't have to convert it for you. I didn't even graduate high school, so... pick one or the other, you're smarter or you're not.

 

[tom_mai78101]

 

[KaerfNomekop]

learn your fucking fractions

 

[Accname]

I AM THE FRACTION! BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

 

[Varine]

I AM THE FRACTION! BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

I thought you were i.

 

[OMGOMGOMG]

B-B-B-But I don't want to learn fractions, they're terrible and boring! Well, anyways, I don't bash the US for education. I just prefer Celsius > Fahrenheit, and don't see point in Fahrenheit. It's quite like Aluminium, and Aluminum.