Video Game Logic

[FireCat]

Oh lol. Pretty funny
But, It Just doesn't make any sense! Right?!

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[Varine]

if (cool){
sys.allow;}
else(do nothing){}
return cool;

 

[Slapshot136]

@ the halo 0ne - not only can he not swim, he also dies if he falls more than ~20 feet or so - falling from space is the exception

@ the WoW armor one - atleast that is "enchanted" to make up for the lack of physical armor

@ pokemon - they never die, they only faint

@ shotgun - you can lead a horse to water.. but you can't make it drink (riding into water = forcing the horse to drink, therefore death)

 

[Varine]

Every FPS ever - teammate gets riddled with automatic machine gun fire, a grenade goes off next to his head, and he is perfectly fine. I peek out, get shot once by a pistol in the area around my head and die.

 

[FireCat]

It's pretty screwed, but maybe that's a good thing?

 

[Varine]

Do you have a split personality?

 

[FireCat]

No! But you have, don't you? Well, you said so yourself.!!

 

[Varine]

Okay, well this has been fun. Let's do it again real soon.

 

[FireCat]

Well, let's see… ummmm.
What is the "Earliest Date" you want to have such fun, again. eh?

 

[Varine]

Right now.

 

[FireCat]

Too LATE HA HA!