General What happens if the government shuts down?

[FireCat]

There used to be a saying that God's apple stands for God's virginity, and that Eve stole God's virginity, thus God punishes both Adam (for not preventing Eve to cheat) and Eve (for cheating with God).

NO! both cheated on each other! And the God Just, drooled on himself !

Interesting fact: the knuckle sandwich was first created by God when Eve stole one of his apples. Ever since, women have been expected to make sandwiches as retribution.

It's Just a "crazy wild fantasy" from your imagine god.
Seriously, regardless if you are male or female! It's more cool, if both make sandwiches!

 

[tom_mai78101]

Alright, I'll give you my sandwich. 小牙籤 is me.

 

[FireCat]

. 小牙籤 is me.

A Small toothpick ?

 

[tom_mai78101]

A Small toothpick ?

That's a nickname I earned at the start of my freshman semester. Two seniors told everyone in my class that I looked a lot like someone in the senior's class, and that senior's nickname is Toothpick. Thus, I became Little Toothpick.

 

[Ghan]

The media is so overhyping this that it makes me sick. It's a PARTIAL shutdown of NON-ESSENTIAL government services. It's basically like having a weekend that just doesn't end.

 

[FireCat]

Thus, I became Little Toothpick.

LOL Tom "Little Toothpick!" Btw: What does the letter say?

The media is so overhyping

Maybe so.. but If they don't say anything. We wouldn't know anything!

 

[Varine]

The media is so overhyping this that it makes me sick. It's a PARTIAL shutdown of NON-ESSENTIAL government services. It's basically like having a weekend that just doesn't end.

Party at the government's house.

 

[tom_mai78101]

LOL Tom "Little Toothpick!" Btw: What does the letter say?

My beautiful meal.

 

[KaerfNomekop]

My beautiful meal.

More like [sarcasm]"my big tasty meal"[/sarcasm].