Sci/Tech What Happens When You Stick Your Head Into a Particle Accelerator

[The Helper]

Today I found out what happens when you stick your head into a particle accelerator.

Exhibit A: Anatoli Petrovich Bugorski, a Russian scientist who has the distinction of being the only person to ever stick his head in a running particle accelerator. Shockingly, he also managed to survive the ordeal and, all things considered, came out without too much damage.

Bugorski was a researcher at the Institute for High Energy Physics in Protvino, working with the Soviet particle accelerator: The Synchrotron U-70.

On July 13, 1978, Bugorski was checking a malfunctioning piece of equipment. As he was leaning over the piece of equipment, he stuck his head through the part of the accelerator that the proton beam was running through. He reported seeing a flash that was “brighter than a thousand suns”, but did not feel any pain when this happened.

What Happens When You Stick Your Head Into a Particle Accelerator

Today I found out what happens when you stick your head into a particle accelerator.

gizmodo.com

 

[Nyph]

Yeah, but what happens if you stick your dick in it?

 

[Hatebreeder]

Yeah, but what happens if you stick your dick in it?

It becomes a lightning Shaft.

 

[iPeez]

I too want a lightning shaft :|

 

[FireCat]

I too want a lightning shaft :|

Why? LOL

 

[camelCase]

Why not? I SWING MY MIGHTY LIGHTNING SHAFT! SMASH SMASH SMASH ALL YOUR HOLES!

 

[Hatebreeder]

Why? LOL

You could call your Penis "Quick Delight".

 

[FireCat]

...

What's your dick Name?

 

[Accname]

Others call it "hey whats sticking out of that bush?" but its not the name I gave it.

 

[camelCase]

THING IN BUSH!
SMASH ALL YOUR HOLES!

 

[Hatebreeder]

What's your dick Name?

Supermassive cumbeast. Just a normal name for heavy weaponry, really.

EDIT: LHC must be linked to dick, as that is all we're talking about here now >_> The secret of the Universe lies probably between thy legs, lol.
camelCase smashing holes as usual I see.

 

[Nyph]

Supermassive cumbeast. Just a normal name for heavy weaponry, really.

What's the stats on it?

 

[Bloodcount]

When I was in Cern an year ago they didn't let me do that : (

 

[KaerfNomekop]

The most bizarre side effect that occurred because of this has to do with his face. Looking at Bugorski now, you’d see the right half of his face looks like a normal wrinkled old man, but the left half of his face looks as if it was frozen in time 19 years ago. Apparently Botox’s got nothing on a particle accelerator’s proton beam for stopping wrinkles.

How did nobody pick up on this? Stand in the thing for half a second and you never grow old again.

 

[Accname]

How did nobody pick up on this? Stand in the thing for half a second and you never grow old again.

Also, you have cancer in 36 separate parts of your body.

 

[KaerfNomekop]

Also, you have cancer in 36 separate parts of your body.

who cares you'll be immortal

 

[camelCase]

Or die looking young. I'm Asian so I already have that trait.

 

[KMilz]

How did nobody pick up on this? Stand in the thing for half a second and you never grow old again.

His face didn't wrinkle because it's been paralyzed for the past 20 years - your face wouldn't wrinkle much either if you never moved it.

 

[Accname]

Or die looking young. I'm Asian so I already have that trait.

I thought you can just never grow a badass beard. Or drink alcohol. Or fail a math test.

 

[The Helper]

I have seen this post before but never read the comments... LOL!