Why is/are...?

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seph ir oth

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Yes, it's like every other thread here, such as "what if" and so on, but this time, you can pick on things in this world that are odd (like this thread :p ).

Why are monkeys known to be so playful?
 
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MoonRazer

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uhh i dont know if u posted anything that i didn't see but i will go on anyway...

why is the sky blue?
 

NoxMortus

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Because the Earth's atmosphere is made mostly of Nitrogen (~80%), which scatters light mainly as blue. (Or atleast thats what my Chemistry teacher said :p )

How did the ancient egyptians build pyramids so quickly (and accurately)?
 
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MoonRazer

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it took them like forever to build them and they had like 20 thousand slaves working on them at once. and if the slaves didn't do it right they got tourcherd and if they did it right they got whipped in the back. thats how :D

why dont i know everything?
 
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MoonRazer

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Well if i was god i would tell u :D

Would any of us notice if time stopped?
 

seph ir oth

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Through the study of the spectrum and how light works (I'm sure that will be exciting :D ).

Why is the government making the foreheads of the old presidents bigger on the new dollar bills?
 

archerion

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because it is something wrong with your eyes :nuts:

why do we write names with a capital letter?
 

seph ir oth

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Because your boss is secretly out for domination of the company, and to move up, he's making all of his employees work overtime to make him look good!

Why haven't robots taking over every job in the world yet?
 

zylack

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Becuase mexicans have all the jobs

Why are gerbils considered sexy in some places?
 
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SlimeJumper

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Because they make you sooooooo horny

Why does the pope crap in the woods?
 

King TonGoll

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becuz religious humer is dangerus and not funny to everyone.

why did E3 have to go to the evil dark side that kills little boys dreams?
 
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