Crime Woman sues Disney, Claims Groped by Donald Duck

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While visiting Epcot Center in Florida, a Pennsylvania woman alleges that a Disney employee dressed as Donald Duck grabbed her breast and molested her after she sought an autograph.

After the alleged groping, Donald Duck made gestures--apparently with his snowy white hands—“indicating he had done something wrong,” according to a lawsuit filed last month by April Magolon. The Upper Darby woman, 27, was visiting Epcot with her children and fiancé in May 2008 when the incident reportedly occurred.

 
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Draphoelix

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"According to Magolon’s complaint, she has suffered “severe physical injury, emotional anguish and distress including, but not limited to post-traumatic stress disorder” as a result of the run-in with Donald Duck"

That's just silly.

and I loved this comment:

Edit: Nevermind, they were all hilarious.


Reply @BANANAMAN
Judge by yourself
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ReVolver

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I used to know a person who was Minnie mouse, it's hard to see through those outfits, and what if the person inside the suit was a woman, would be different case right?
 

seph ir oth

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Looks like Donald quacked up the wrong blouse.
 

FireCat

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Such a Naughty Donald Duck! :thdown:

Well, it's Just a hilarious story!
 

Sevion

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Why would you sue Disney? Rofl.

Sue the damn idiot who groped you.

And... "severe physical injury" ROFL.
 

Tyman2007

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Donald duck wears no pants.

Would you rather get arrested for public indecency, or something that you can keep your dignity with.

Think about it :p
 

Samael88

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That is one crime not worth committing, she is one ugly bitch:thdown:
And what the heck? "Severe physical injury" for a groping?:nuts:
 

Bloodcount

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Ya know, let's say, that I were a woman. If a human sized-botomless duck grabbed my tits I'd run in horror, not try to sue the beast. Clearly the boob-crushed lady has some mental issues. It'd be best if we, the good people at TH make a charity fond and massage the breasts of young models to make up for the terrible mistace that this male speciment (Donald Duck) has made. With the gathered money we will make a TH festival in... well the party in the bermuda triangle sounds nice and have a blast.



Srsly though, this woman just made me realize to what level will people fall in their greed for money.
 

SineCosine

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Ya know, let's say, that I were a woman. If a human sized-botomless duck grabbed my tits I'd run in horror, not try to sue the beast. Clearly the boob-crushed lady has some mental issues. It'd be best if we, the good people at TH make a charity fond and massage the breasts of young models to make up for the terrible mistace that this male speciment (Donald Duck) has made. With the gathered money we will make a TH festival in... well the party in the bermuda triangle sounds nice and have a blast.



Srsly though, this woman just made me realize to what level will people fall in their greed for money.

Win.
 
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