World History - Directly From the Works of America's Students

[Ghan]

This makes me very sad.
But it's hilarious.

Enjoy.

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-bloopers-mistakes-quotes/history-mistakes.html

There are many other funny things around this site, but I think that's one of the best.

 

[Cornface]

lol I wonder what kind of history teacher they have. ^^

 

[Prometheus]

LOL!
I was laughing through the whole thing!
God, I'd love to be in that class and laugh every time someone presents a history report.

Edit: LOLOLOLOL!
When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the samepackaging as in the US, with the beautiful baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what’s inside, since many people can’t read English.

 

[Wiseman_2]

That stuff's so innacurate I struggle to believe it's actually true.
If it is, then it's quite tragic.

 

[NetherHawk]

er ok.... that was an experience ...

 

[Ninva]

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked “Am I my brother’s son?” God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother’s birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob’s sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Well, looks like these kids need to brush up on their American culture too, rofl.

 

[Prometheus]

Some of this, or possibly most of this was written by grades 1st to 3rd.

 

[Oninuva]

So fake.

 

[Miz]

We Americans may not be as intelligence with year round school
but at least our drop out rate is better then all the other countries

Anyway this is fake... or they did the test on a read 180 class (or Almost to be held back class)

 

[Shadow14l]

I read a page length of it, then i tried to scroll down to the bottom,

Sorry to disappoint anyone, but it was written by some man, who has a couple free hours on his hands.

Either that, or some man actually traveled to a bunch of stupid schools, because there is no way that only one school provided that much.

 

[Prometheus]

I know for a fact, at least 2 lil bits are from a 1st grade class.

 

[San-D]

I cant believe how much stupidity can the English languedge flexability can create. If I didn't knew that Thomas Jefferson was from Virginia, I wouldn't have laughet so much at that " T.J., a Virgin, rubbed cats backwards..."

 

[Bartuc08]

this is by far my favorite one...

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello’s interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

i love the last two, circulation of blood, and circumcising the world!

 

[The Helper]

For Great Justice!