Worthy Signatures I

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aw...

Well, is it worthy for a sig?

EDIT: I found a mistake in one of it. I copied too much of one.
 

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BalticSailor: The ultimate solution to all your financial problems - stop being broke lol!
This one was just stupid... however

BalticSailor: It's not God I dislike, it's his fanclub I can't stand.
This ones hilarious. Same guy, lol

Alot of these don't seem meant to be funny though. The cat one uh, I don't get at all.



I don't like signatures though, especially quotes of other people (made even worse taking another line to say QFT!, its like OBVIOUSLY!)
 

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Dont like them either. A random newspaper joke would make a better sig in my eyes. Like this one, made by an atheïst: "battle for your religion is like 2 kids fighting for who has the best imaginary friend".

Even thats more fun then the ones you dug up IMO.
 

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Dont like them either. A random newspaper joke would make a better sig in my eyes. Like this one, made by an atheïst: "battle for your religion is like 2 kids fighting for who has the best imaginary friend".

Even thats more fun then the ones you dug up IMO.

I can't believe it. They have their sigs on British websites and forums, and they (the other people besides the ones in the spoiler) said those are sig-worthy.

I have no idea what should it be to define itself "sig-worthiness". :confused:
 

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Sometimes, worthy signatures don't have to be, they can be:

1. Humorous (Which isn't funny, but amusing. Word play.)
2. Philosophical
3. Useful for daily conversations
4. Typical uses.
5. A snip from some conversations
6. Worthy (duh!)
etc.

I'm pretty sure the lists would run until the world ends. Hence, it isn't funny sometimes, but I bet it is worthy for it to be one.


Oh, and by the way, the picture is a mnemonic. It belongs in the Philosophy genre.
 

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Those 'quotes' are neither funny, philosophical (they're just ... dumb and obvious), useful, typical, or worthy...

I don't think I know wth they're talking about in most of them...
The only one that made me smile was the first one.
 

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Gah!! Atari is full of these weird sigs. I find most of them all funny. Guess I'm just that weird...:(
 

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I liked them, no matter whateveryone else said. Although I have a weird since of humor. +rep ;)
 

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BalticSailor: It's not God I dislike, it's his fanclub I can't stand.
Not from Baltic Sailor.
Hundreds of people have this quote.
 
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