Andrewgosu
The Silent Pandaren Helper
- Reaction score
- 716
Yo Mama so fat, that when she puts on a yellow raincoat, everybody shouts "TAXI!"
Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "o.k."
Yo momma so fat, God said "Let there be light" and she had to get out of the way!
Yo mamma so fat, when she steps on a scale it says "to be continued".
Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to roll off of her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.
Yo moma is so fat, when you sit in her lap you need a map to get out.
Yo mama is so fat that the only thing stopping her from going to Weight Watchers is the door frame.
Your mama is so old her birth certificate says, "Expired."
Yo mama is so old, she still owes Jesus a dollar.
Yo mama's so dumb, she yells at the TV... when it's off.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo mama's so dumb, she tripped over a wireless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she blinked and got lost.
Yo mama is so dumb that it takes her an hour to cook Minute Rice.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama's so dumb, she threw a brick at the floor and missed.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama is so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
Yo mama's so wasted, she thinks two plus two equals wow.
Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "o.k."
Yo momma so fat, God said "Let there be light" and she had to get out of the way!
Yo mamma so fat, when she steps on a scale it says "to be continued".
Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to roll off of her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.
Yo moma is so fat, when you sit in her lap you need a map to get out.
Yo mama is so fat that the only thing stopping her from going to Weight Watchers is the door frame.
Your mama is so old her birth certificate says, "Expired."
Yo mama is so old, she still owes Jesus a dollar.
Yo mama's so dumb, she yells at the TV... when it's off.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo mama's so dumb, she tripped over a wireless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she blinked and got lost.
Yo mama is so dumb that it takes her an hour to cook Minute Rice.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama's so dumb, she threw a brick at the floor and missed.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama is so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
Yo mama's so wasted, she thinks two plus two equals wow.
