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Only you would notice that, Alexander.
The product of society: Perverted youth ;)

And my eyes are prefcet, :D
So I guess you have a tired wife instead? :D

Who in the HELL do you hang out with? :confused:
Dear Goddess, you do NOT want to know!

I don't know anybody like that and I don't think I did when I was in school either. I guess the new generation kids are filled with more bullshit than ever, huh?
Please tell me you either knew that and chose to ignore it before, or have just woken up from a coma, because otherwise:

No shit, Sherlock! :p

Kiss My :nuts:

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
 
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So I guess you have a tired wife instead?
It's kinda funny. I have to tell her to stop because I'm worn out.
(Wait, are you talking about the sam thing I am? Uh oh.)

Dear Goddess, you do NOT want to know!
I got time. Plus, this thread is going nowhere anyway.

No shit, Sherlock!
*sighs* I miss my youth. 0 drama. That was the life.
 

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It's kinda funny. I have to tell her to stop because I'm worn out.
(Wait, are you talking about the sam thing I am? Uh oh.)
For the sake of your...

Extremities :D I hope so :rolleyes:

I got time. Plus, this thread is going nowhere anyway.
Vampires, "gangstas", Emo kids, druggies, girls living in their fairy tale lands, and the occasional kid with a mental facility in his past.

Oh, wait. That last one's me.

*sighs* I miss my youth. 0 drama. That was the life.
... Dude, how old ARE you?! :confused:
 
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I'm 22 but in my group of friends there wasn't any drama. We were REAL people. We weren't trying to come off as someone we weren't.

And, yes, I said my youth, even though it doesn't sound like it was that long ago. Wait until you are my age then think back and you will realize how long it is.

In the daytime?

"gangstas"
Love the quotes.

Never heard that one before.

That's too bad.

girls living in their fairy tale lands
Why would you hang out with girls like that? You are telling me that 17 - 18 year old girls are still in fairy tale land? So sorry.
 

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Gasp, I only have 1 quote from you this time! :p We better start saying weirder shit, lest the conversation dissolve!

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Why would you hang out with girls like that? You are telling me that 17 - 18 year old girls are still in fairy tale land? So sorry.
BECAUSE! THEY WON'T GO THE HELL AWAY! :( MAKE IT STOP, JUST MAKE IT STOP!

:rolleyes:

You know, if "our responses effect rufio's sexlife", then damn... This woman has better luck becoming a nun :p
 
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BECAUSE! THEY WON'T GO THE HELL AWAY! MAKE IT STOP, JUST MAKE IT STOP!
Damn you! I laughed too loud at that and now my wife wants to know what I am laughing at. ;)

You know, if "our responses effect rufio's sexlife", then damn... This woman has better luck becoming a nun
If she's getting butthurt over some petty porn then she should just end it all now.

(Psst..rufio..I was kidding..put the knife down..good girl..good girl..now step away..that's it..great..alright..now walk slowly towards me..that's it..come on..there you go..almost here..no, rufio..no..stop..I was kidding..noooooo!)
 

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(Psst..rufio..I was kidding..put the knife down..good girl..good girl..now step away..that's it..great..alright..now walk slowly towards me..that's it..come on..there you go..almost here..no, rufio..no..stop..I was kidding..noooooo!)
After hearing all that, I bet your wife REALLY wants to know what you're talking about, huh?

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You know when you are so tired that you don't really know what you are doing anymore, but you do it just so you are doing something. That's me right now. I am basically chatting with you on a forum. Damn you Rufio...DAMN YOU!
 

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You know when you are so tired that you don't really know what you are doing anymore, but you do it just so you are doing something. That's me right now. I am basically chatting with you on a forum. Damn you Rufio...DAMN YOU!
I don't know whether to be honored your chatting with me on a forum

Or annoyed that you seem to dislike the idea of chatting with me on a forum :rolleyes:

There are "PM"s (ever notice what the plural version of PM spells...?)

And AIM.
And MSN Messenger.
I don't have yahoo. Sorry :p

"Reach out and touch someone"

And don't worry.

If you try to take that too literally, I will kindly tell you to keep your sweaty old :nuts: to yourself :rolleyes:
 
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Dammit stop making me laugh. *sighs* hold on I have to switch pages real quick.

*shows wife a totally different page that has nothing funny on it and tries to make something up. "Look honey, that house for sale has 5 bedrooms. Ha Ha!"*

Ok im back. Anyway I used to have messaging tool..things. But everytime I reinstall windows I hate going through the process. Plus, if I want to talk to a friend I just call them. Or go over there. Hmm. I like chatting on a forum. It seems almost . . . hmm . . . Against some kind of universal forum rule. I don't know I am just babbling.

So . . . My wife is going to bed so I am going to go and lay with her until she falls asleep then I'll be back. Don't you go anywhere now. ;)

You can honored and annoyed at the same time. I don't know what it would be called. Just put the words together. Kinda like 'ChrunChewEesy' :nuts:
 

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Dammit stop making me laugh. *sighs* hold on I have to switch pages real quick.
Dammit, there goes another job out the window -.-

*shows wife a totally different page that has nothing funny on it and tries to make something up. "Look honey, that house for sale has 5 bedrooms. Ha Ha!"*
... You seriously need to take night classes.

Ok im back. Anyway I used to have messaging tool..things. But everytime I reinstall windows I hate going through the process. Plus, if I want to talk to a friend I just call them. Or go over there. Hmm. I like chatting on a forum. It seems almost . . . hmm . . . Against some kind of universal forum rule. I don't know I am just babbling.
Rule? What is this concept of which you speak? My dictionary, holy though it may be, holds not this word of foul sounding distaste!

So . . . My wife is going to bed so I am going to go and lay with her until she falls asleep then I'll be back. Don't you go anywhere now. ;)
Dear Goddess. First his wife. Then he's coming for me! :(

You can honored and annoyed at the same time. I don't know what it would be called. Just put the words together. Kinda like 'ChrunChewEesy' :nuts:
I DISLIKE THAT COMMERCIAL WITH GREAT INTENSITY!
 
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I DISLIKE THAT COMMERCIAL WITH GREAT INTENSITY!
Yeah me too. That's why I said it.

I'm not going to come for you right now. I'm too tired. Wait until I have more energy. And will.

... You seriously need to take night classes.
knight classes? But I hate horses. :(

Rule? What is this concept of which you speak? My dictionary, holy though it may be, holds not this word of foul sounding distaste!
hmm . . . sounds like your dictionary is from the 16th century.

I just love this icon. :banghead:
So violent, yet it makes me wonder what that would feel like. Hold on a second . . . Ow. Damn, hit a corner. Dammit now my wife is going to bitch about all this blood. Oh well. Shit happens.
 

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Oh well. Shit happens.
Could you imagine what life would be like if it didn't? :nuts:
 

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Ack, no one got the joke -.-

Lamest terms:
What would the world be like if suddenly people no longer had the ability to relieve themselves of their biological waste?
 

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Bloating for all! o_O
 
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I think Rufio will be pleasantly surprised that we took two pages of her thread and turned it into a bullshit contest. :D
 

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I think Rufio will be pleasantly surprised that we took two pages of her thread and turned it into a bullshit contest. :D
STOP READING MY MIND! AHH, THE VOICES!

Oh, dammit -.- Those were there before.
 
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