Discussion "I think I might be gay"

BlowingKush

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Warning this poem is VERY gay. If you are offended easily by gayness then don't read this.
I think I might be gay,
It's very hard to tell.
I used to stare at woman,
Now I stare at men as well.

I think I might be gay,
It's the way I play my Craft.
It's the way I pinch my nipple.
It's the way I shake my shaft.
It's the way I kiss my father,
And the way I comb my hair.
It's the way I blow this purple Kush,
So high up in the air.

I think I might be gay,
I never pay for whores.
And always like to squeeze the knob,
When I open wooden doors.
I always squeeze my package,
When I wear my mother's thongs.
And I like to clap my big gay hands,
When I sing my big gay songs.

It's easy when your gay,
With men you get to shout.
With men you wear no condom.
With men you don't pull out.
With men the sex is simple,
With men it's only lust.
With men you have some chest hair,
To throttle manly thrust.

I guess I might be gay.
I yank off in a sock,
I like to take gigantic pills.
To enlarge my micro cock.

I always eat the sausage,
And never eat the eggs.
And I always get a headache,
When a hot girl spreads her legs.
It's not because she's pretty.
Or she'd make a real good lay.
Or the fact she has big titties.
It's the fact I might be gay.
It's not that I'm pussy.
Or the fact I do not care.
Or the fact I pass up pretty pink lips.
For a sack of balls and hair.

Soon I might be gay,
If I do not make a change,
If I do not move my standard.
Of the holes in which I bang.

I'd rather skip the ashtray,
And mold a penis out of clay.
I'll never pass my art class,
Oh god, I might be gay.

I hope I might be gay,
I hope I find a man.
I hope I find a gentle guy,
Who has a gentle hand.
I hope he loves me tender,
I hope he loves me fast,
I hope he spanks my buttocks.
With a paddle made of glass.

I think I might be gay,
God help me if its true.
God help me that she's female,
The next time that I screw.
 

MurderMode

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aha interesting subject for a poem, and well written... I was expecting to come across generic homo babble in their but it was relatively original.

I think you're going to find alot of people are going to read this all the way through to secretly satisfy their closet gay nature for a while, and then not comment because they don't want to be caught out.

You make alot of amusing posts around here, nice work

.... now stfu and bring out the paddle
 

Ninva

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*doesn't want to be caught*

To be honest, this poem offended me. Good job! :thup:
 

BlowingKush

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I just wanted to provide inspiration to all the closet cases out there.
 

Halahan

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lol I wasn't really offended at all... Hey if your gay, your gay, nothin wrong with it just keep it private (although I can see how this could be considered not keeping it private lol)
 

BlowingKush

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I didnt say I was gay. I said I think I might be gay. But in all reality i'm not gay, because THAT would be gay.
 

Dr.Jack

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At start I really liked the poem. But I think you crossed a few lines as the poem went on. The poem is obviously trying to shock however, it is nothing but a series of shallow, blunt statements.

There is clever use of language, I'll give you that. You got talent! But, I think you went a bit too far with this poem. :)
 

MurderMode

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warning this poem is very gay. If you are offended easily by gayness then don't read this.

HAHA.

I can almost see that as a product warning label on a box of purple drapes.

Seriously tho, 115 views in 1 day and only 6 people commenting... my theory is proving correct, there is a secret army of closet gays who walk amongst us. Come out where we can see ya, ya scalliwags!
 

Syndrome

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HAHA.

I can almost see that as a product warning label on a box of purple drapes.

Seriously tho, 115 views in 1 day and only 6 people commenting... my theory is proving correct, there is a secret army of closet gays who walk amongst us. Come out where we can see ya, ya scalliwags!


t3h h3ll? :p

Anyways, I don't really care if a poem is on goatpoo for all I care.
Poems ok, it was 'borderline' for me as well. Keep up the good work :D

[IM. NOT. GAY.]
 

DM Cross

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I laughed.
 

Halahan

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I've read this before, but the stanza
"I always squeeze my package,
When I wear my mother's thongs.
And I like to clap my big gay hands,
When I sing my big gay songs."
I love those two last lines.
 

Fatmankev

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I didnt say I was gay. I said I think I might be gay. But in all reality i'm not gay, because THAT would be gay.

QFT.

Funny poem, buddy, and even funnier comment. Keep dem creative juices flowin'.

Oh, and share some of that Purple, bruddah. Hook a nigga up.
 

Chao

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I didnt say I was gay. I said I think I might be gay. But in all reality i'm not gay, because THAT would be gay.

Write for Letterman. Immediately.
I LOL'd at the Sausage / Eggs line... Jeez that's funny. It is technically offensive, sure, but not to me! I loved it, dude. Call me.
 
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